Scutter01's Ghost Protocol

[sharkey]

I tried to use small words.

Clearly, they were still too big for at least one of us.

 

[Rookie]

I tried to use small words.

Try typing slower next time.

 

[TheLoneRaider]

That made me chuckle.

 

[Ted]

Try typing slower next time.

Reported!

 

[IndyDave1776]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKzPBu2M8A[/ame]

 

[Bunnykid68]

Reported!

Did you type that slowly though

 

[Ted]

Did you type that slowly though

Slow? It took me almost 20 minutes!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Slow? It took me almost 20 minutes!

OK, I believe you, but damn you typed that one fast

 

[sharkey]

You guys are so nice, to take so much trouble and put so much effort into your posts so that I can follow along.

 

[ViperJock]

LOL. Except at Rule #8. So true. Learned my lesson the hard way. Still can't laugh about it.

 

[jsharmon7]

Sage advice as usual, Scutter. I see many of these mistakes made in every horror movie in the history of cinema. Fortunately for me, there's usually someone in the audience at the movie theater I'm attending who will lend the actors a hand by yelling "Oh damn, watch out!" or "Ooooooh they gonna get him!"

7) Pay attention to the background music. When the music swells, it's either a cat about to jump out from behind a curtain, or you're about to lose a hand.

I almost shot a cat once after it jumped out from under a curtain right at my face. Fortunately, my Terminator-esque visual response capabilities saved the cat's life.

 

[Scutter01]

I almost shot a cat once after it jumped out from under a curtain right at my face. Fortunately, my Terminator-esque visual response capabilities saved the cat's life.

Should have used a stick. Or called over your annoying neighbor. Seriously, did you even read my rules?

 

[jsharmon7]

Should have used a stick. Or called over your annoying neighbor. Seriously, did you even read my rules?

Of course:

Sage advice as usual, Scutter. I see many of these mistakes made in every horror movie in the history of cinema. .

 

[Scutter01]

Of course:

Too late. I've already made a note in your official file. In INK.

"...can't follow simple directions, even when murderous ghosts and the potential for being dragged to Hell exists..."

 

[Scutter01]

Alright, I just watched this short film last week and had to add a new entry to the list.

Number 10) If you see a terrifying figure in the hallway that only appears when you turn off the light, the correct response is NOT "Tape the light switch 'ON' and go to bed". The correct response is "burn down the house without hesitation and move to Fiji".

[video=youtube;FUQhNGEu2KA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQhNGEu2KA[/video]

 

[Birds Away]

Fiji is nice.