Rise of the Pee Pee Police in NYC

[GodFearinGunTotin]

This pisses me off.

Just watch what you do with it when you're done...they're watching.

 

[hornadylnl]

I'm becoming more of the mind as a potential juror, without video evidence, it's an automatic not guilty.

 

[CathyInBlue]

This pisses me off.

Just remember, `tis better to the pissed off than pissed on.

 

[Fenway]

Serious?

Glory holes at Ballantine in Bloomington, circa '88. It was so bad, I'd walk over to Maxwell or the Chem building if I had to go.

 

[mbills2223]

I'm becoming more of the mind as a potential juror, without video evidence, it's an automatic not guilty.

If you ever get a letter for jury duty, you should tell them that during selection

 

[hornadylnl]

If you ever get a letter for jury duty, you should tell them that during selection

Nope. Already sat on 1 jury. All ready to vote guilty until we saw the video. The cops testimony and what td video showed were 2 different things.

No video, no conviction.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

So, all cops lie, shaking it off in NYC will get you arrested, and a glory hole ISN'T where you take small parts out of a heat treat furnace. Another lively day on INGO.

 

[Bill of Rights]

I have read many times that liberalism is the intentional feminization of the male... it follows, if that is true, that NYC wants men to cease and desist using the urinals, enter stalls, sit to urinate, and, rather than "shake it off", daintily use TP to wipe themselves off after the act.

To the officials who would support such a thing, I suggest that they engage in a lewd act of their own. They may choose between:

• Get bent.
• Pound sand.
• Perform an aerial copulation with the central orifice of an annular pastry.
• Any combination of the above three choices.

and I don't much care which they choose.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Don't shake at all. No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.

The important thing to remember is not to walk away while it's still running.

 

[indiana36Bravo]

I have read many times that liberalism is the intentional feminization of the male... it follows, if that is true, that NYC wants men to cease and desist using the urinals, enter stalls, sit to urinate, and, rather than "shake it off", daintily use TP to wipe themselves off after the act.

To the officials who would support such a thing, I suggest that they engage in a lewd act of their own. They may choose between:

• Get bent.
• Pound sand.
• Perform an aerial copulation with the central orifice of an annular pastry.
• Any combination of the above three choices.

and I don't much care which they choose.

What branch where you in?? because you just used Pound Sand.

 

[hooky]

Serious?

Yes sir.

I'm assuming it's google-able.

 

[phylodog]

Yes sir.

I'm assuming it's google-able.

Just don't let your wife find that search in your browser history or you might face some difficult questions.

 

[Bill of Rights]

What branch where you in?? because you just used Pound Sand.

Commonly used phrase around here. to !

As to your question, one of my regrets in my life is that when I was young enough to sign up, I chose not to do so.

Based on your username, thank you for your service.