Review: Slim Jim & Accessories (Tactical Food)

[techres]

WARNING: Not completely safe for work (language ok, content absolutely questionable).

ITEM: Slim Jim (Mild/Original/Hot)

COST: $.99-1.99/Stick

QUANTITY: Packaged Individually

PURPOSE: Maintaining maximum urgency in motion and awakeness/focus.

AVAILABILITY: Any gas station, CVS, or Kroger.

VIDEO CONTENT: Review/PSA covers proper use and safety precautions regarding this primary range & travel food.*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G69kDxEKVAg

[*Best viewed in 1080p]

Be careful.
Be safe.

 

[Josh Ward]

Amazing

"less greasy and more hard like" pure genius

 

[Jtgarner]

"of once... maybe flesh" hahaha great

 

[kawtech87]

Hmm, I prefer the Jack Links snack sticks.

I have acid reflux and the Jack Links dont bother me near as bad. They also dont have MSG in them like the SlimJims. MSG also messes with my guts.

 

[RandomName]

Home made jerky. You know what's in it, its about $5/lb or less depending on type of meat used, and it makes the house smell great.

 

[SmileDocHill]

The fact that these are sold at rest stops with restrooms defines the reason why said rest stop is able to be called a convenience store.

 

[DaKruiser]

Is that what happened to macho man?

 

[Cannon762]

"From the sun, and the mystery magic of God"

Wife and I were laughing the whole way through.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Home made jerky. You know what's in it, its about $5/lb or less depending on type of meat used, and it makes the house smell great.

Same here. Klaus's German Meat Market will slice the meat at the thickness you specify. We have a Nesco food dehydtraotr, and its nothing like the old slow ones that Ron Popeil sold. It makes jerky from shoulder roast in about 4-6 hours.