At least no Armadillos
You just haven't enjoyed good ole roadkill humor until you've seen a bloated armadillo rolled over on its back. If you lay a longneck bottle on their belly it looks just like they're laying there taking a good long drink on a cold one!
Don't ask me [STRIKE]how many times I've done this[/STRIKE] how many of these I've seen while driving the backroads of Texas and Oklahoma!
Don't the Michigan Rest Parks still have those free road kill recipe pamphlets?Legs tornoff is a favorite dish here!!
Never even want to go back. I lived in a small town. I got tired of fir/evergreen trees, lakes, and snow. Not to mention the ROADKILL!Michigan is a beautiful state, but I'll never live there again.
Road kill?hell,last I heard they were considering lettin some of their state roads go back to gravel?Pure BS.