Public Service Announcement (and a personal request)

[Expat]

I smell varmint... Are we allowed to say poontang?

 

[goinggreyfast]

Heck, around our house the smell of gun oil is an aphrodisiac. "Honey, I'm home!"

 

[SSGSAD]

When shopping at your local purveyor of firearms, feel free to browse as long as you like.

Feel free to take products off the shelves to compare one to another...if you don't want either, feel free to bring them to the counter and the staff will re-shelve them for your convenience.

Feel free to handle as many firearms as you feel like. We know "fit" is a big part of the purchasing decision.

Feel free to ask many questions or engage in conversation about dang near anything.

HOWEVER...

Please do NOT lean over the counter to sniff the employees.
Really... it's just bad form. Don't do it.

Really, Jet Girl, I was going to DRIVE all the way to Ft. W, JUST to sniff you .....

 

[Mr. Habib]

Hopefully the customer in question is not a midget. "Gee, your hair really smells nice"

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

 

[daddymikey1975]

Please do NOT lean over the counter to sniff the employees.
Really... it's just bad form. Don't do it.

what if we ask to se 'xyz' over there that we just can't reach.. and we (casually) arrange for you to walk by closely for our nasal enjoyment ?

 

[JetGirl]

what if we ask to se 'xyz' over there that we just can't reach.. and we (casually) arrange for you to walk by closely for our nasal enjoyment ?

What if I had extremely cheesy and beany burritos for lunch?
Yeah, get a little closer...casually, of course.

 

[ATM]

I smell varmint... Are we allowed to say poontang?

Yes... I think.

 

[IndyGunworks]

this thread no longer feels "family appropriate"

 

[goinggreyfast]

this thread no longer feels "family appropriate"

Yeah, what IG said...

 

[Vince49]

?

Eau' D'eau'Doe?

 

[Expat]

Okay, who reported me?

 

[IndyDave1776]

JG. the best explanation I can offer is that some guys just can't control themselves appropriately when confronted with the combination of guns and girls.

 

[JetGirl]

this thread no longer feels "family appropriate"

Yep

Yeah, what IG said...

Yep

JG. the best explanation I can offer is that some guys just can't control themselves appropriately when confronted with the combination of guns and girls.

Not really an excuse to be creepy^.
Just sayin'.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Not really an excuse to be creepy^.
Just sayin'.

No argument here. An explanation and an acceptable excuse are two entirely different things. I intended to supply only the former, even if it did come with ever so slight overtones of sarcasm, yet not quite enough to warrant purple.

 

[JetGirl]

No argument here. An explanation and an acceptable excuse are two entirely different things. I intended to supply only the former, even if it did come with ever so slight overtones of sarcasm, yet not quite enough to warrant purple.

There's no such thing as purple.

 

[hoosierdoc]

There's no such thing as purple.

I hope you're happy. He may never smile again after reading this

 

[JetGirl]

Sucks to be Grimace.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Man, I hope my favorite bartender never reads this thread. And now, my wife either.

 

[JetGirl]

Man, I hope my favorite bartender never reads this thread. And now, my wife either.

Sniffing bartenders is probably OK.