Public restroom encounter...........

[kjf40]

wont be any shackin in no bathroom public or private...lol

 

[williamsburg]

You lucky he didn't ask to shack your hard.

I think that only happens in Louisville When the police there cannot find the round donuts.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

He must have been on your left. Shoulda showed the libtard what you had on your right hip. That usually sends them screaming and crying and running away from me.

At least I think that's why.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Nah, that's probably just because you haven't finished before you turn toward him.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I was worried he might ask to shake my hand at the urinal............I'm also waiting for the counter thread about the "jerk I encountered in the restroom" They show up on Friday's around this place.
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I resemble that statement

 

[handgun]

Wow.. that is slightly awkwardness at its finest.

Usually when some jerk is yapping on his phone loudly or trys to spark a conversation while I am doing my serious business.. I do the one of the following with a straight face... and try not to laugh..
1.flush the toliet numours times.
2. Flush the toliet stand up. say something like oh sweet jesus.. i thought i was done. Ans sit back down.
3. Tell the dude about my bowel movement schedule, what color amd texture my poop looks like diameter and all.. complain how inconvenienced i am by having to take a dump out of the poop cycle.. that i like to weight my poop on a scale in baggies just so i can diet properly... and ask of he so happens to have a zip lock baggie with him because i didnt anticipate needing one.. this was supposed to be a quick trip.. if he says no ask a favor if he will watch your poop when your done.. so you can run home and get a zip lock baggie.
4. Or tell him to hold the thought for a minute and say i really have to concentrate on this. Then start making unusual grunting sounds and use a few choice swears the state it wont swear word come out... make alot more noises and then ask the guy hey buddy you still there? And say buddy i ama little.backed up over here do you happen to.have a spoon... i might have to scoop it out like you scoop icecream... you know what i mean... just to get it started...
5. Or say dude shut up.. i have biggee problems... i cant believe this gerbal got stuck up my ass.. it has never happened like this before...

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Wow.. that is slightly awkwardness at its finest.

Usually when some jerk is yapping on his phone loudly or trys to spark a conversation while I am doing my serious business.. I do the one of the following with a straight face... and try not to laugh..
1.flush the toliet numours times.
2. Flush the toliet stand up. say something like oh sweet jesus.. i thought i was done. Ans sit back down.
3. Tell the dude about my bowel movement schedule, what color amd texture my poop looks like diameter and all.. complain how inconvenienced i am by having to take a dump out of the poop cycle.. that i like to weight my poop on a scale in baggies just so i can diet properly... and ask of he so happens to have a zip lock baggie with him because i didnt anticipate needing one.. this was supposed to be a quick trip.. if he says no ask a favor if he will watch your poop when your done.. so you can run home and get a zip lock baggie.
4. Or tell him to hold the thought for a minute and say i really have to concentrate on this. Then start making unusual grunting sounds and use a few choice swears the state it wont swear word come out... make alot more noises and then ask the guy hey buddy you still there? And say buddy i ama little.backed up over here do you happen to.have a spoon... i might have to scoop it out like you scoop icecream... you know what i mean... just to get it started...
5. Or say dude shut up.. i have biggee problems... i cant believe this gerbal got stuck up my ass.. it has never happened like this before...

LMAO!!!!

I'm going to have to try some of those, well except for that last one.

 

[handgun]

Sometimes you just have to creative

 

[longbow]

...........on a related topic.

I had to use the Kroger restroom on the west side this morning and two partially dressed homeless guys were getting a sink bath.......

I turned around and left, it could wait.

 

[TheRude1]

Yup thats strange
Maybe he was hitting on you ?

 

[IndyDave1776]

Just for fun...

After all, Obama did come up in the, well, encounter.

 

[Ted]

Unwritten Code of the Men's Room:

• NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

• I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.

• NO Singing. Period.

• Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".

 

[Expat]

I usually just start moaning really loud then speeding up the pace of the moans.

 

[churchmouse]

Unwritten Code of the Men's Room:

• NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

• I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.

• NO Singing. Period.

• Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".

These need to be posted prominently in all men's rooms.

 

[cbseniour]

Are you sure he wasn't wearing a blue tooth earpiece??

 

[Mosinowner]

I thought this thread was something different

 

[williamnewman1]

this is weird and weird some more , and then a bit more weird

 

[walker]

Start carrying a ziplock sandwich bag with peanut butter in it. Take some toilet paper and wipe across the peanut butter. Then drop it on the floor as to land near his feet, then say ooooops. Then ask him if he could hand it back to you...