I slapped a cop's hand. It was very positive...for ME!
Hey, don't hassle me. I TOLD him he could have the pink sprinkled donut...but noooo, he had to reach for the chocolated iced Long John that was specifically intended for ME.
I did what any self-respecting Tom's Donut fan would do. Slap the cop's hand and lick the donut of choice, thereby sealing ownership of said pastry.
Hey, don't hassle me. I TOLD him he could have the pink sprinkled donut...but noooo, he had to reach for the chocolated iced Long John that was specifically intended for ME.
I did what any self-respecting Tom's Donut fan would do. Slap the cop's hand and lick the donut of choice, thereby sealing ownership of said pastry.
