Sauron Endorses Donald Trump for President
Trump refuses to disavow the Dark Lord’s support, stirring controversy
MORDOR — Sauron, the fallen Maia best known for engulfing Middle-Earth in two apocalyptic wars, has endorsed real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump for president of the United States. This comes as to shock to those who thought that Sauron was destroyed at the end of the Third Age.....
Sauron Endorses Donald Trump for President | The Reel News Network
Hillary would definitely make a good Shelob, and Bernie would seem to be ideal for the role of Saruman.