Plaintiffs Needed, Tippecanoe County

[KellyinAvon]

Since I got diagnosed as a mutant I've had to lay off red meat and beer. I am still not blue and cannot teleport (although some judges believe I can).

Last night I dreamt about eating a hamburger the size of Battle Ground with pickles, lettuce, onions, light mustard, and Frank's and then swimming in a glass of Zombie Dust Ice.

Good to see you aren’t in an Odinist gulag.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Good to see you aren’t in an Odinist gulag.

I dunno. No beer or red meat sounds worse than being in an Odinist gulag eating hamburgers and drinking IPAs.

 

[jwamplerusa]

No beer or red meat sounds worse than being

Dead. The word you are looking for is dead.

 

[bcannon]

Missed news, was stretching (not a joke, frickin' Sartorius). Anyone have video?

I did keep the recording of the newscast but I'm happy to inform you that I do not have any video of you stretching, thank God.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Saw video. Featured a calm, measured, and reasonable person who was not rolling on floor calling cops Einsatzgruppen LPD.

No idea who that is.