Pile on the BS, boast something you never did!

[Mr Evilwrench]

I was gonna, but I never did... It would have been legendary, talked of to this day. There would have been pictures, testimonials, stories told to grandchildren. What was it? I was going to take a couple of those big weather balloons, inflate the snot out of them, and tie them at the base of the giant smokestack at Purdue like a pair of nads. Can you imagine the outrage, especially if I got away with it, as I have everything else I actually have done? I won't talk of those things, it's not in the nature of the thread.

 

[spainy79]

I've thrown back at least 3 state record fish. Didn't take pics because I didn't want the publicity from them.

 

[Hoosier Cowboy]

Dated Carrie Underwood

 

[mcolford]

Dated Taylor Swift....

Oh wait, thats not cool, now shes going to trash me in a song..

 

[printcraft]

Ate only one.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I slept with both Macaulay Culkin and Haley Joel Osment... before they were famous.

 

[Expat]

First man on the moon but it was a super secret military mission so no one knows about it.

 

[jmiller676]

I eat concertina wire and **** napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.

 

[Hotdoger]

Dated Taylor Swift....

Oh wait, thats not cool, now shes going to trash me in a song..

I got trashed by TS in one of her songs.

 

[Hotdoger]

First man on the moon but it was a super secret military mission so no one knows about it.

I saw the fake pictures.

 

[jmiller676]

First man on the moon but it was a super secret military mission so no one knows about it.

Is that you?

 

[target64]

I was an elephant breeder until I fell off the ladder.

 

[Expat]

I saw the fake pictures.

Is that you?

If I say anything, the black helicopters will show up again.

 

[Hotdoger]

I slept with both Macaulay Culkin and Haley Joel Osment... before they were famous.

That's where they got their taste for older women.....

 

[beararms1776]

Never flown in a WWII Warbird.

 

[OZZY.40]

I'm the reason Jurassic Park is now a safe place to vacation.

 

[Tactical Dave]

I killed the killer rabbit of Caerbannog....

 

[pitbulld45]

I finally understand women

 

[mcolford]

After I hooked up with Madonna, she became a slut.

 

[Colts]

I never . . .

or even . . .

and certainly did not do . . .