Ongoing attacks on Bloomington parking meters......

[longbow]

Only in Bloomington! At least the birds know what to do with the parking meters...

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Those are poop shields and I have no idea what they cost to install

 

[Slawburger]

Someone post the minutes from the meeting where this was approved. Wow.

 

[ghitch75]

auto loading 12g and a case of 4 shot and problem would be solved......


their old street signs....

 

[shibumiseeker]

auto loading 12g and a case of 4 shot and problem would be solved......

I'd want at least #2 and preferably buckshot for those meters.


Cutting tape would be funner.

 

[ghitch75]

I'd want at least #2 and preferably buckshot for those meters.


Cutting tape would be funner.

4 shot is for the crows ****tin' on the meters then they wouldn't need the covers.....

 

[shibumiseeker]

4 shot is for the crows ****tin' on the meters then they wouldn't need the covers.....

We all have our priorities.

 

[ghitch75]

We all have our priorities.

i got ya....

 

[Woobie]

I spent 5 weeks in that town. Those wacko'swould put a meter on the roof of the court house if they thought it would generate revenue.

 

[yote hunter]

So do the city workers have crap duty to keep the plates clean ??? That would be a sh*ty job ...

 

[HoughMade]

Sounds like a job for a Sawzall and a good metal cutting blade.

 

[Redtbird]

All they would have to do is run a 110 volt wire to each of the meters. When the bird lands on the meter to poop, "ZAPPP!!" and one dead bird. Then they would have a crew go around twice a day and pick up the dead birds.

Problem solved!

You're welcome!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

A thread on attacking parking meters and NO ONE HAS WENT COOL HAND LUKE YET? WTF is WRONG with you people? Yes, I said it. You. People.

[Why he was cutting the heads off parking meters]
Luke: Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.

[video=youtube;bneviIHiIKs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneviIHiIKs[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

All they would have to do is run a 110 volt wire to each of the meters. When the bird lands on the meter to poop, "ZAPPP!!" and one dead bird. Then they would have a crew go around twice a day and pick up the dead birds.

Problem solved!

You're welcome!

No path for the current.
That's why birds can sit on high voltage wire.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Well, i wouldn't want to park there anyways. Look atall the poo in the background. Must be under a tree.

 

[riverman67]

A thread on attacking parking meters and NO ONE HAS WENT COOL HAND LUKE YET? WTF is WRONG with you people? Yes, I said it. You. People.

[Why he was cutting the heads off parking meters]
Luke: Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.

[video=youtube;bneviIHiIKs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneviIHiIKs[/video]

I thought of this immediately
I must be old

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I can't believe nobody's tried making the case that parking meters are an effrontery individual liberty of parking wherever one chooses.