The Dawg returns!In other breaking news, new studies have found that the chemical compound H2O is perceived by a large number of human beings as being "wet", and members of the Ursidae species of animals have a remarkable propensity to defecate in areas with a high density of trees.
The reason for this intuitively-obvious, "Well no screamin' eagle there... Einstein!" bit of completely useless information that this "study" allegedly found is this; once a person make the transition from being one of the -ple to taking responsibility for their own safety and self-protection, the citizen's awareness that there may be more armed criminals than they originally thought back in their bliss-ninny/tactically unaware days usually increases... = Duh!!