Oh if i had a time machine.....

[Mos Eisley]

No doubt in my mind what I would buy if I could go back in time.

 

[Slade]

 

[Bill of Rights]

If I had a time machine? I'd buy about 2000 condoms and take them back to the fathers of most of our members of Congress, the night each of them was conceived. That's an average of about four to each of them... just in case.

Do you really want to see a modern-day ad for condoms?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Wait, I get emails for this all the time! And here I thought it was just spam... Who knew??

 

[Speedgelb986S]

How about this one from the 1870's?

 

[churchmouse]

1970 Olds 442 W-30

I took one off the show room floor at Collins Oldsmobile in late 1970. It was a W-30 442................dark jade with white stripes and black interior. A great car.
I sold it in 1982 with just at 80,000 on the clock.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I could see a really good opportunity to suggest some minor editing to prevent a lot of future problems.

 

[indyk]

What the hell do some of these have to do with firearms.

Threads seem to go off track quick on Ingo anymore.

A firearms thread and i seen whitecastle, apple, and barbrarella and a friggn lottery ticket.

Awsome.

 

[churchmouse]

What the hell do some of these have to do with firearms.

Threads seem to go off track quick on Ingo anymore.

A firearms thread and i seen whitecastle, apple, and barbrarella and a friggn lottery ticket.

Awsome.

Well, if the opportunity is there then use it.

 

[indyk]

Well, if the opportunity is there then use it.

Very true

 

[Archer46176]

Sorry I have no pictures but I ha e 1951-1960s Outdoor Life Magazines with ads for Colt 1911s as low as 44.95 alonf with ither rifles and pistols anywhere from 19.00-200.00... I really wish I would have paid more attention the first time my papaw showed me a shotgun news in the mid 1980s...

 

[Mos Eisley]

What the hell do some of these have to do with firearms.

Threads seem to go off track quick on Ingo anymore.

A firearms thread and i seen whitecastle, apple, and barbrarella and a friggn lottery ticket.

Awsome.

The friggin lottery ticket is the only one that makes any friggin sense. Why pick a couple of friggin guns when you can buy ALL of the friggin guns? You do realize that with a friggin time machine, I would already know the friggin winning numbers, right?

Friggin awesome, indeed!

 

[funeralweb]

It's a good thing advertising has gotten better over the years. I don't know how many boys today want to "get big dick." Now, if you maybe through an "a" in that sentence they might be interested...

I was doing just fine reading through these while dealing with an insurance company customer service rep on the phone. This one made me LOL, literally.

 

[funeralweb]

Time machine? Think I'd first try and go forward far enough to find out exactly what and how much might be needed in the future, then go back and pick up all the necessary bargains.

 

[IndyDave1776]

What the hell do some of these have to do with firearms.

Threads seem to go off track quick on Ingo anymore.

A firearms thread and i seen whitecastle, apple, and barbrarella and a friggn lottery ticket.

Awsome.

Who said we have to be one-trick ponies? Just because we like the opportunity to scoop up some classic guns for cheap, that doesn't mean we don't like eating, nice cars, and getting, well, serviced, now does it?

 

[Mark 1911]

How's this for having something to do with firearms? I would go back to 1960 and remove "Russian" from the curriculum offered by the University of Hawaii (Barack Obama's parents met in 1960 in a Russian class at the University of Hawaii at Manoa).

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I just remember my fourth grade teacher telliing me how her husband was stationed in Tokyo in the early sixties, and how he'd picked up a little stock in this nifty japanese company, think it was called Toyota? Wow.

 

[Sailor]

I will take the sale of Manhattan Island for around $24 and some beads.

 

[LEaSH]

Not my favorite 22lr ammo, but dang...