Obama may win, secure your seat on my shrimp boat now

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Woah, good call. I'll bring rubber patches and glue, you know... in case something heavy falls on them. Repeatedly.

And I'm all out of rep for the night!

 

[Drakkule]

I need no squares, i will just dip in the ocean, i have all the ammo i will need, and know how to fish, and cook. Oh, and i can supply a few decoys, as long as no one asks any questions.

 

[Lex Concord]

It's possible Obama may win. I have secured a decomissioned shrimp boat in Alabama and a retired captain willing to take on a side job. I'm guessing we can hit the coast by 8am and continue on to the Turks and Caicos by sea. It still has the nets so we have plenty of hammock room for sleeping.

Please let me know ASAP if you want a spot reserved. I'll also need your preferred caliber, CPAP setting, and average number of toilet paper squares used per day when eating a strictly scavenged marine diet.

If I'm forgetting anything, just post and I'll check frequently to see what I need to grab.

Sounds like an adventure...and just think of the culinary possibilities...

http://youtu.be/iLkNPjbaPTk

 

[BGDave]

The barrel question followed by two or three "I'm in's". I'm still getting coffee out of my nose. By the way, I've got an ugly mouth. Can swab the decks though.

 

[stephen87]

Woah, good call. I'll bring rubber patches and glue, you know... in case something heavy falls on them. Repeatedly.

Gotta spread it around, I'm sure I'll get you at some point though. It seems like I rep you every week.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ok guys, 3 minutes past 8. I've held the boat as long as I could. For those of you still driving down, continue to Key West and meet us north of Cuba.

 

[printcraft]

Ok guys, 3 minutes past 8. I've held the boat as long as I could. For those of you still driving down, continue to Key West and meet us north of Cuba.

Screw Cuba, I think Sylvain has a spare bed..... I've always wanted to see France.

 

[stephen87]

Dang it! I just woke up. Where can I meet you guys sometime tonight?!

 

[cesna250]

I always wanted to be on a shrimpin' boat.

 

[Lep36]

sign me up too...

when you leaving?

 

[hoosierdoc]

BUMP: actually getting a bigger boat this year since we're headed to New Zealand of Hillary wins

 

[printcraft]

I've always wanted to go there.

 

[tetter]

Count me in

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

May I tag along? Winter is summer and summer is winter down there.

 

[hoosierdoc]

May I tag along? Winter is summer and summer is winter down there.

OK, but you get first watch on the shower drain. When printcraft showers, we'll give you a brush on a stick to keep the drain from becoming plugged.

 

[printcraft]

I'll shave before boarding Capt.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I'll shave before boarding Capt.

board the ship, not captain!

 

[printcraft]

board the ship, not captain!

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[Kutnupe14]

Ugh, you can have it.. Foley, Vigor, Bay Minette and the other mobile area places... you may want to visit before you decide to do this.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Ugh, you can have it.. Foley, Vigor, Bay Minette and the other mobile area places... you may want to visit before you decide to do this.

I don't think he'd actually be catching the shrimp. I think it would just be a boat that was well-supplied with shrimp... and a few hundred cases of St. Elmo's cocktail sauce.