So the following morning jedi is called to work earlier thus jedi did not get to check the cage. Jedi gets a call from son that something is in the cage and a blurry picture of a huge raccon.
NICE!!
hum... expect now what? Call dnr they will not take it. Also tell jedi you can NOT release it in the wild. Wtf!
Read online if you release in the wild must be 50+ miles from where caught or it will return.
Call the town. They dont deal with it. Refer me back to guardian. Those a$$h... want $150 to dispose of the monster. THEY DID NOT EVEN CATCH IT AND NOW WANT MORE MONEY! REALLY!!! F..... THEM!!!!!!
in the mean time son moved the cage from the grass to the deck where the shade is at since it's hot outside. So what does the monster do? Claw, scratch, damage the deck!!!
So jedi while at work begins to think of ways to get rid of this monster. Several ideas come to mind. By the time jedi gets home the cage however is empty.
and 
Someone who will remain nameless called guardian to dispose of the monster and provide jedi with the $150 bill!
Fine jedi though the nightmare was over and only out $750!
But nope....
Cause melensdad tells jedi where there is 1 there is more.
No way!!!!!
Jedi only saw one.
Melensdad also says they are trying to find shelter in your attic.
So jedi puts the cage out again. The next day sure enough a BIGGER racoon is caught! Oh hell f...no way!!!
[Strike]that redneck south of us30 old man was right!!!! [/strike] revised approved edition: that redneck south of us30 old man was......Fffff........!!!!!! Jedi is so pissed about this. Needless to say this time jedi handles the raccon jediself.
Jedi repeats the process several more times and ends up with a total of 4 raccoons, 2 opossum and 1 squirel.
The squirrel was released the rest went byebye.
After 2 more weeks of not catching anything the ordeal was over. Expect off course for more tree branch cutting and then paying another $2000 to have the repairs to roof fixed plus added sheet metal plates at all the roof/easement junctions to avoid another extry.
And that is the story of those monsters!
NICE!!
hum... expect now what? Call dnr they will not take it. Also tell jedi you can NOT release it in the wild. Wtf!
Read online if you release in the wild must be 50+ miles from where caught or it will return.
Call the town. They dont deal with it. Refer me back to guardian. Those a$$h... want $150 to dispose of the monster. THEY DID NOT EVEN CATCH IT AND NOW WANT MORE MONEY! REALLY!!! F..... THEM!!!!!!
in the mean time son moved the cage from the grass to the deck where the shade is at since it's hot outside. So what does the monster do? Claw, scratch, damage the deck!!!
So jedi while at work begins to think of ways to get rid of this monster. Several ideas come to mind. By the time jedi gets home the cage however is empty.
and Someone who will remain nameless called guardian to dispose of the monster and provide jedi with the $150 bill!
Fine jedi though the nightmare was over and only out $750!
But nope....
Cause melensdad tells jedi where there is 1 there is more.
No way!!!!!
Jedi only saw one.
Melensdad also says they are trying to find shelter in your attic.
So jedi puts the cage out again. The next day sure enough a BIGGER racoon is caught! Oh hell f...no way!!!
[Strike]that redneck south of us30 old man was right!!!! [/strike] revised approved edition: that redneck south of us30 old man was......Fffff........!!!!!! Jedi is so pissed about this. Needless to say this time jedi handles the raccon jediself.
Jedi repeats the process several more times and ends up with a total of 4 raccoons, 2 opossum and 1 squirel.
The squirrel was released the rest went byebye.
After 2 more weeks of not catching anything the ordeal was over. Expect off course for more tree branch cutting and then paying another $2000 to have the repairs to roof fixed plus added sheet metal plates at all the roof/easement junctions to avoid another extry.
And that is the story of those monsters!
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