NOTE TO CHARACTERS IN MOVIES: Bring the Gauge. Always!

[rhino]

I know this has been discussed before in many places, but how many situations have we all seen that could have been resolved quickly and efficiently if the idiots in the movie had just brought a 12 ga 870 or Mossberg with them?

When will they learn? Maybe about the same time as when they learn that when a house is possessed, don't ignore it and don't contact a paranormal invesitgator. GET THE HELL OUT AND DON'T COME BACK.

And always bring the gauge with you. Always.

rhino out!

 

[jblomenberg16]

Rhino, you are spot on. Heck, even Vanilla Ice recognized that in his epic composition, ICE ICE - BABY. In the 4th Stanza of the song, he comments that as they are driving around in South Beach, their load out is "Shay with the 'gage, Vanilla with a nine."

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - YouTube

 

[pudly]

Hey Shay. I knew you were into SD training, but didn't know you had those moves as well.

 

[churchmouse]

I love it when they have to run a 5 minute monologue before ending the threat and then loose control of the situation.

 

[rhino]

Rhino, you are spot on. Heck, even Vanilla Ice recognized that in his epic composition, ICE ICE - BABY. In the 4th Stanza of the song, he comments that as they are driving around in South Beach, their load out is "Shay with the 'gage, Vanilla with a nine."

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - YouTube

Any time you can agree with Rob Van Winkel, it's a good day.

 

[leftsock]

The late poet, Eazy-E, also proclaims the effectiveness of the shotgun in a masterstroke of lyrical virtuosity in Boyz-n-the-Hood; a song written by the modern-day comedic actor Ice Cube.

Chased Him Down The Street To Call A Truce
The Silly Mutha****a Pulls Out A Deuce Deuce
Little Did He Know I Had A Loaded 12 Guage
One Sucker Dead, L.A. Times Front Page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeNDnYcQOA

 

[IndianaResident]

Ludacris

And the fools, we gon CLOCK ONE and we'll POP ONE
Cuz my folk ridin shotgun with a shotgun

and Rage Against the Machine

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, right?
Cause tricks be out for your blindside
Never understood it, but remember i showed you
That in these times you gotta look over your shoulder, strap

seem to concur.
One does not simple roll without a 12 gauge.

 

[88GT]

rhino, we wouldn't have movies at all if they took your advice. They'd be over in 5 minutes and who would pay to see that?

 

[dsol]

I am always yelling at the screen "dont leave a live enemy behind" when some idiot knocks one down then runs off...

 

[nakinate]

Heck, the movie "Signs" would have ended quick if Mel Gibson had a super soaker let alone a shotgun.

 

[eldirector]

For some reason, this seemed to fit here:
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[actaeon277]

"Scream" would have been over quick.

Blair Witch, never even started.

 

[Mark 1911]

Rhino, you are spot on. Heck, even Vanilla Ice recognized that in his epic composition, ICE ICE - BABY. In the 4th Stanza of the song, he comments that as they are driving around in South Beach, their load out is "Shay with the 'gage, Vanilla with a nine."

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - YouTube

Up until just now, I thought I understood English.

 

[jblomenberg16]

Up until just now, I thought I understood English.

And now that you have stopped, collaborated, and listened, you have mastered the language, correct? Will it ever stop, I don't know?

 

[Shay]

Hey Shay. I knew you were into SD training, but didn't know you had those moves as well.

I have many, many moves.

 

[Shay]

Ludacris
and Rage Against the Machine

seem to concur.
One does not simple roll without a 12 gauge.

Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

More Rage Against the Machine shotgun love......

 

[goinggreyfast]

Up until just now, I thought I understood English.

Who said anything about THAT being English?