NFL: Sterile bone crushing fun for everyone

[jontheturboguy]

NFL says dunking on goal posts will be a penalty in 2014

Really NFL? REALLY?

Yall go crush each others bones and try to kill each other but dont:
Section 1 Bullying
Players shall not perform the following:
A: Call each other names
B: Tease another player about his or now 'her' sexual orientation
C: Color of skin
D: Length of hair


Section 2: After touchdown RUB IT IN YOUR FACE NO TROPHY FOR LAST PLACE SUKKA celebration
Players shall not performing the following after scoring a touchdown:
A: The icky shuffle
B: Teasing the other poor grown nancys for not scoring
C: Showing Jordan how it's really done ie dunking the field goal
D: Football grenade bombs
All teammates must stand in place, motionless and emotionless unless a referees comes and unfreezes them.

All players are encouraged to attempt to kill each other as much as possible before and after a touchdown or field goal. Players may not attempt to kill each other from behind, grabbing of the face mask.............

Seriously folks. Sterile sports murder at its finest.

 

[nakinate]

Yeah, the NFL is just mimicking our federal government at this point. Let's see how many stupid things we can ban! Sports aren't about having fun!

 

[Dead Duck]

Stupid.

Where do they think football came from anyway?

What does football Mimic?

Sports History in general?

They need a history lesson.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

No Fun League.

 

[BogWalker]

How long before they're playing flag football?

 

[HoughMade]

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2l0pxYw-4[/video]

Oh how I long for the days of Deacon Jones and his equal-opportunity head slap.

 

[nakinate]

How long before they're playing flag football?

3-5 years.

 

[HoughMade]

Anyone here watch Rugby Sevens? Plenty of tackles, but because no one wears pads or helmets, people are dragged down rather than launched at. I love the NFL, but as to the head injury thing, my idea was to get rid of the pads and helmets.

 

[heavyhitter1k]

Anyone here watch Rugby Sevens? Plenty of tackles, but because no one wears pads or helmets, people are dragged down rather than launched at. I love the NFL, but as to the head injury thing, my idea was to get rid of the pads and helmets.

Getting fined hurts temp, getting PHYSICALLY hurt might make them stop using their head as the leading end. I could see a reduction in padding make them have better form...

 

[TB1999]

Ehhh, I'll just stick with the LFL.