Neighbor problem, need urgent help

[christman]

My neighbor grows weed in the woods behind the house, no need to go to the bar.

I think it has been switched to meth and blow now.

 

[jclark]

Same thing happens here if you wait around long enough. Except you can mix in a little Auto b&e, tractor shenanigans, and Indymonkeys favorite... naked goat wrestling.

I thought it was midget wrestling........

 

[irishfan]

Ours just cook meth and catch themselves on fire.

Man you guys know how to party

 

[christman]

I thought it was midget wrestling........

No, goats are the preferred wrestling opponent. There horns come in handy in more way than one I hear.

 

[jclark]

No, goats are the preferred wrestling opponent. There horns come in handy in more way than one I hear.

 

[Benny]

My neighbors just get drunk and beat the snot out of each other.
Gets kinda boring after a while.....the same one always wins.

Some people have all the luck. Besides that one time when there were 10 cruisers and just as many firetrucks/ER vehicles, the only thing I've had is my neighbor stumbling home drunk from a local bar asking me and my buddy if we want to smoke a dewb with him.

You need to share the wealth and invited some of us over for the festivities sometime...Just don't spoil it and tell us who always wins.

 

[JBusch8899]

No, goats are the preferred wrestling opponent. There horns come in handy in more way than one I hear.

..... Besides that one time when there were....... firetrucks/ER vehicles.......

Those Fire Department issued boots come in handy too.

 

[Jack Ryan]

My neighbor is shining some kind of green laser at my house.

Should I bump fire a 40 round ak mag into his house?

After all, I am fearfull for my kids life.

Cover your windows with tin foil and string some extension cord across the street and plug it in to a box in his front yard. Loudly anounce "That should do it." and go back inside.

 

[right2arms]

Just stand at the window, and drop your pants. That should make him stop

if those jugs in your avatar are real then i don't see how standing by the window will get your neighbor to stop stalking you.

 

[Joe Williams]

if those jugs in your avatar are real then i don't see how standing by the window will get your neighbor to stop stalking you.

Well, Indymonkey is a man. Considering those ARE his real jugs, wouldn't you stop??!!

 

[JBusch8899]

Well, Indymonkey is a man. Considering those ARE his real jugs, wouldn't you stop??!!

Didn't someone already mention something about a Post Op Tranny?

Perhaps thats how his roofing business is successful?

 

[IndyMonkey]

personal attacks will be reported to the mods.

Scutter was the tranny, not me.

 

[tedbower]

I must live in a different part of monrovia than you guys. I have a mooresville address but monrovia school.

 

[JBusch8899]

I must live in a different part of monrovia than you guys. I have a mooresville address but monrovia school.

Mooresville, Monrovia......Same difference.......