Need ideas for a good yard "warning" sign...

[fangz]

They scare me!
lol

If you're scared go to church

 

[tom1025]

If you're scared go to church

Why?

 

[fangz]

Why?

Why not?

 

[findingZzero]

Arrrrgh! Beat me to it!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

This should do it!

 

[findingZzero]

Ribbbiiit, B*tch!

 

[GunSlinger]

I've found the a few well placed inert Claymore mines with attached trip wires provide a good deterent. Place a sign next to them that states "These are obviously visible, the others are not".

 

[CathyInBlue]

Place a sign next to them that states "These are obviously visible, the others are not".

OMG! I'm so in love with this idea.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I've found the a few well placed inert Claymore mines with attached trip wires provide a good deterent. Place a sign next to them that states "These are obviously visible, the others are not".

Excellent. Rep inbound!

 

[Zoub]

Take your pick.
Area Under Surveillance Signs

One of mine reads something like this.

If you can read this small print, I can see your face. Leave me your address and I will mail you a picture.


One of the best "signs" I ever saw not on Federal property was a large wooden pole, similar to a power pole and it was tall. It stood alone with all trees cleared from around it and on top of it plain as day was a video camera. This was off the road a bit but if you looked down his lane, you could not miss it and it was pointed right at you. If you wanted to go around that spot, fine, have a nice walk through a bog. But you know he had more.

This is not the guy I am talking about but close to him. Put these coordinates in Google map, 42.844189,-88.463332 go to street view, look at the pole located in the SE corner of the intersection and imagine a camera on top of it. Now just move it closer to the lane farther down.

 

[7.62]

I like this one.

 

[AllenM]

Best one I've seen so far

 

[Chase515]

Albert your quick to post. 3 posts and watching a dead thread. What exactly do you want to add to this thread? You think gun control has already taken over?

 

[Chase515]

We also have no solicitors signs next to the beware of owner signs

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I'll come lately...

 

[CombatRex]

OMG I used to have one of these that I took off a fence in the Sinai............hmm wonder what I did with it.

 

[CombatRex]

Another Option

 

[CathyInBlue]

On sign 200 yards from the end of the driveway you just drove up:

Since you passed the mailbox, you've been at all times actively tracked by at least:

1. Autocannon
2. Surveillance Cameras
3. Aerial Drones
4. Fast Dobermans who haven't been fed yet

 

[church]

is my guard dog.

 

[chiltonpr]

I got robbed 2 times in one weekend and my neighbor got robbed yesterday