I remember back in the 80's someone taking a refrigerator box and painting it up like an Extra Strength Tylenol box. Dad said something about him needing is ass kicked and explained it to me.
This fails the 'not totally tasteless' part in two ways. First based on when & what it actually was, secondly would be in a medical office.
I like your first idea, subtle, easy and uncumbersome (is that a word?). Slap on an actual gun belt with a polished stainless single action and you're all set.
Yeah, I'm leaning toward my original idea. I could not take a gun on the premises, so it would have to be an obvious toy or maybe even just an empty holster.
Our door decorating contest ground to a halt today when admin made everyone take them off the doors
you should go as an ED cot. White sheet, glue on a Coke can, filthy underwear, candy wrappers, empty cigarette pack, burned spoon, empty pill bottles, and a 64oz gas station cup
Welp, it looks like the decision was taken out of my hands. We got a memo from corporate saying NO halloween costumes. We can wear orange and black, but no costumes.