Naked Man Pours Milk On Himself, Runs Screaming Through Walmart

[Expat]

Safety! Someone could slip and fall on that spilled milk.

Geez, don't cry over it....

 

[Birds Away]

Geez, don't cry over it....

That was bad.

 

[Expat]

That was bad.

LOL, I can never resist the bad joke...

 

[Birds Away]

LOL, I can never resist the bad joke...

...and I laugh at every one of them.

 

[EvilElmo]

The fact he was wearing a halloween mask and jumped into a waiting getaway car makes me think somebody lost a bet.

 

[BGDave]

"Cereal Killer"?

Oh yeah. Wonder if he made it to that aisle?

 

[jamil]

"You gotta nip it in the bud...Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!

Okay, this one's better.

[video=youtube;F2P4mg-nUfI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2P4mg-nUfI[/video]

 

[indiucky]

The fact he was wearing a halloween mask and jumped into a waiting getaway car makes me think somebody lost a bet.

Indeed.....Apparently he COULD finish off that fifth all by himself.....

And to GFGT and DoggyDaddy....You know if it was me I wouldn't have worn a mask and I would have sauntered rather than run.....

 

[indiucky]

Yeah, the story didn't mention any abdominal scars on the guy...

Quit making fun of my tribal scarification wounds you culturally insensitive Canuck......

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Geez, don't cry over it....

 

[jamil]

Quit making fun of my tribal scarification wounds you culturally insensitive Canuck......

Where's that Canadian border again? Somewhere around Columbus isn't it?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Quit making fun of my tribal scarification wounds you culturally insensitive Canuck......

You hosers down there have the weirdest customs, eh?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Indeed.....Apparently he COULD finish off that fifth all by himself.....

And to GFGT and DoggyDaddy....You know if it was me I wouldn't have worn a mask and I would have sauntered rather than run.....

When you got it, flaunt it...amiright?

 

[indiucky]

Where's that Canadian border again? Somewhere around Columbus isn't it?

Southport/Greenwood...

 

[indiucky]

You hosers down there have the weirdest customs, eh?

I already have some good lines brother...

"Oh hell...What happened to your stomach bro?"

"Consider the "Are there Mountain Lions in Southern Indiana?" question closed...There WAS at least one...He's dead and I got these scars to show for it...Don't let anyone tell you that little Swiss army key chain knife ain't tactical...."

 

[indiucky]

When you got it, flaunt it...amiright?

The chicks I exotic dance for down at the Nursing Home said it gave me "authenticity".......

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The chicks I exotic dance for down at the Nursing Home said it gave me "authenticity".......

Gotta respect those years....nay--centuries...of wisdom.

 

[SpiritClump]

What is up with the people at walmart!???

 

[Alamo]

Guy is lucky. Most "Screaming Naked Man Running Around in Public" don't end well, especially for the SNM.