My family and I are lucky to be alive today

[Woobie]

Hough approves of this logic.

Thanks, I've been working on it. I learned it in the politics threads.

 

[Spear Dane]

I get sleep paralysis sometimes but damn if I've ever hallucinated crazy crap. I'm only ever a couple of seconds out of phase. The time I was at Breeds Hill and put my foot through the wood paneling of my bedroom as I dreamt I was fighting the British hand to hand is proof of the need for this mechanism. Thank god there was no stud there.

 

[T.Lex]

I get sleep paralysis sometimes but damn if I've ever hallucinated crazy crap. I'm only ever a couple of seconds out of phase. The time I was at Breeds Hill and put my foot through the wood paneling of my bedroom as I dreamt I was fighting the British hand to hand is proof of the need for this mechanism. Thank god there was no stud there.

... or he might've been really hurt!

 

[Spear Dane]

lol

 

[rvb]

 

[indiucky]

lol

He got the British version of the Purple Heart with two broken ribs...You sell yourself short....

 

[Alamo]

[video=youtube;nUHRZAN5p88]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUHRZAN5p88[/video]

I was in a unit with a real life Major Payne when I was on active duty. Oddly enough he was African-American also. I don't think he was a ninja or a ninja killer tho. He was in medical services.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I HOPE my son doesn't have sleep paralysis. He still likes to talk to me. If he were SCARED of what was going on, he'd have let me know.

He also saw a family of tortoises walking down our street.

He DOES have a big Ninja Turtles poster on his bedroom wall... Things are coming together...

 

[T.Lex]

Make sure you keep him away from radioactive goo.

 

[foszoe]

Them's shadow people

I occasionally suffer from Sleep Paralysis.......When in that condition I see small, inky black, human like creatures.....My daughter has them as well and she see's "scary, black penguins..."

Point being.....Ask him if he had come out of a dream and then seen them......

[video=youtube;PCZSAwSasdQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCZSAwSasdQ[/video]

Not saying it was not just an active imagination...It's just the use of the term "Ninjas" sort of reminded me of my daughter's use of the term "scary black penguin"...I asked where he went and she said, "He went out the window..."

 

[Trigger Time]

You never know. My daughter looked out her window one night and saw some boys doing something. Believe me there's permanent skid marks in their pants.
Verified on camera too. I added more cameras and motion detecting spot lights. They're lucky they ran so fast when I came out. I drove around for a while looking too.

 

[Tactically Fat]

You never know. My daughter looked out her window one night and saw some boys doing something. Believe me there's permanent skid marks in their pants.
Verified on camera too. I added more cameras and motion detecting spot lights. They're lucky they ran so fast when I came out. I drove around for a while looking too.

Ain't no way I'm chasin' no ninjas, man.

 

[Hoosier45]

My daughter once watched a Finding Bigfoot marathon without our knowledge. She saw Bigfoot out her bedroom window every night for a week.

 

[thunderchicken]

A few years ago my son woke me up panicked. He just knew he saw someone looking in his bedroom window. It was about 3am, and this had never happened before. So I jumped out of bed and tried to listen to see if I could hear anyone. Heard silence, so I went and looked out his window and saw nothing. A few minutes later I sent him back to bed and my wife and I did the same. About a half hour later he woke us up agian claiming the same person was in the yard again. I went and looked...nothing. He could see someone by a tree but nobody was there. The next day I had to take him out in the snow and show him look no footprints in the snow (about 6" deep) to convince him it wasn't real. He was freakin out and mad I didn't take it more seriously

 

[Sylvain]

You never know. My daughter looked out her window one night and saw some boys doing something. Believe me there's permanent skid marks in their pants.
Verified on camera too. I added more cameras and motion detecting spot lights. They're lucky they ran so fast when I came out. I drove around for a while looking too.

You need to park that thing in your yard.
Have it activated as soon as the lights turn on automaticly.

I'm sure you can control it from inside your house with your phone.

 

[Vigilant]

You need to park that thing in your yard.
Have it activated as soon as the lights turn on automaticly.

I'm sure you can control it from inside your house with your phone.

I’d be lyin’ if I said I didn’t really want one!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Quote Originally Posted by T.Lex View Post
Gee, thanks, Denny.


OMG!!!! ReallY?????

Member since August 2011 and I finally got my first Denny...SWEET!!!!!!!

Thank you sir and May God Bless you and yours.......


Awesome....

Have we got some effed up priorities, or what?

 

[Tactically Fat]

Still all safe and secure.

No reports of any ninjas from last night. But I didn't get to talk with him much this AM.

 

[snapping turtle]

The aliens only show up quarterly.

 

[croy]

You need to park that thing in your yard.
Have it activated as soon as the lights turn on automaticly.

I'm sure you can control it from inside your house with your phone.

He wouldn't know how to work it from his phone.