Move over Vagina Monologues, it's time for Vagina Concerts!

[hoosierdoc]

Somewhat relieved, I was expecting some chicks to have perfected melodic queefing.

My guess was wrong. A search for that turned up THREE threads...

 

[Dirtebiker]

Song recommendations?

Baby got back!

Slip sliding away.

That smell!

For the win!

 

[indyjohn]

Sonic youth: vaginal speaker lets you play tunes to foetuses | Technology | The Guardian

Wow. Hrm. Not sure I can support this product. I wonder if they will allow opened returns?

You've already had an emergency extraction, haven't you?

 

[hoosierdoc]

You've already had an emergency extraction, haven't you?

No, but I would not even try. Those things are like Excalibur. Many men have tried to pull it out, none have succeeded.

seriously though, foreign bodies in the vaginas of pregnant women, especially ones that are meant to be near the cervix are probably best left to OBGYN. I don't want to be blamed for an incompetent cervix.

 

[Vigilant]

I was wondering why my wife started listening to songs with a ton of bass?

 

[Dirtebiker]

I was wondering why my wife started listening to songs with a ton of bass?

That's what it's all about!

 

[Bigtanker]

That's what it's all about!

The hokey pokey?