Midget heads up

[IndyMonkey]

Sassy cassy, the worlds smallest stripper is at PT's July 22-25.

As seen on Jerry springers "too hot for tv".

2'10" of dancng, tumbling, pole swinging fun.

Sorry no link, you will have to google it yourself.

 

[caddywhompus]

I used to date a midget back in the day. Man, I was nuts over her....

 

[Mr. Habib]

^^^I see what you did there.^^^

 

[Comp]

hmmmm.......that might be kind of interesting.

 

[Colt556]

I used to date a midget back in the day. Man, I was nuts over her....

Did she have a flat spot on her head for a beer mug?

 

[223 Gunner]

There is one other nice thing to go with that flat head. A coin slot in her ear where you insert a quarter and then her teeth retract. Just sayin'

 

[Bryanearl]

I used to date a midget back in the day. Man, I was nuts over her....

My ribs hurt now..... I always found midgets to be very odd looking to me no offense to anyone btw. Just always kind off scared me like clowns for some people.

 

[Benny]

This thread is going places.

 

[PatriotPride]

This thread is going places.

And then some.

 

[IndyMonkey]

I just measured 2'10" up my leg and...well let's say the posibilitys seems interesting.

 

[infidel]

 

[IndyMonkey]

Those eyes rock and those little tootsie roll toes.

 

[Benny]

I just measured 2'10" up my leg and...well let's say the posibilitys seems interesting.

2'10" is almost exactly the length of my arm...The possibilities definitely seem interesting.

 

[printcraft]

I just measured 2'10" up my leg and...well let's say the posibilitys seems interesting.

2'10" is almost exactly the length of my arm...The possibilities definitely seem interesting.

 

[dice dealer]

last time I seen a midget stripper ...

It cost me $20to get her to go UP on me

 

[IndyMonkey]

last time I seen a midget stripper ...

It cost me $20to get her to go UP on me

 

[tyler34]

she looks like a julia roberts mini-me on meth.

 

[caddywhompus]

This thread is full of win.

She's so short she can do pushups under the bed.
She has to take a running jump to get on the toilet seat.
She always wins at hide and seek.

Etc. etc. etc.

 

[IndyMonkey]

I asked a midget to borrow a dollar and he said 'sorry, I'm a little short'

 

[IndyMonkey]

Midget cowboy complained to doctor about excruciating pain in his balls. Doc looked him over, pulled out a huge set of scissors. Midget says you ain't cutting my balls off. Doc said, no, I'm cutting the tops off your new boots.