Man calls 911 for sex.

[BloodEclipse]

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:wtf::dumbass:

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

On a scale of 1-10, I rate this as a bad idea.

 

[Big John]

Hello 911 What is your emergency??

Yeah I'm a loser and I need to rub one out..

I'm sorry sir this is 911.

You do NOT understand this IS an EMERGENCY!!!

The world is full of stupid people!!

 

[haldir]

So BloodEclipse, whatcha wearing big guy

 

[BloodEclipse]

So BloodEclipse, whatcha wearing big guy

Before or after the 911 call?

 

[bw210]

I don't even know what to say about that

 

[Mgderf]

What do you want to bet, alcohol was involved?

 

[bblicharski]

HAHA that has never ever crossed my mind no matter how intoxicated ive been.

 

[MoparMan]

Ha Ha! Thats funny. Never thought about doing that. Had some buddies before try the escort route.