Looking for a clever title to this vid

[AllenM]

LiveLeak.com - China : 2yo Lights Up Cigarette And Smokes It.

 

[RachelMarie]

Okay....a title?

helping my son kill himself before his real life begins!

OR

How to be the worst father ever!

OR

15 years BEFORE the intervention!

 

[AllenM]

I had a couple but I really just couldn't put them down

 

[RachelMarie]

Yeah, I thought of others that I couldn't post too.

Bad parents suck!

 

[A. Ramon]

Yeah, I thought of others that I couldn't post too.

Bad parents suck!

+1 to that. I am speechless, well almost. I am really just trying to figure out why the people in the background sound so freaking happy that the child was able to figure out how to smoke a cigarette. And the dad was all proud and happy, WTH?!?!

My $.02

Alex

 

[MoparMan]

My title
This video is the reason why i had to kick the s*** out of everyone other adult participating showing their stupidity!

 

[chubbs]

phillip morris at age 2

 

[AllenM]

+1 to that. I am speechless, well almost. I am really just trying to figure out why the people in the background sound so freaking happy that the child was able to figure out how to smoke a cigarette. And the dad was all proud and happy, WTH?!?!

My $.02

Alex

I have a hunch they are not concerned about global warming either!!

 

[RachelMarie]

phillip morris at age 2

THE WINNER IS.........

 

[LuckyBrush]

How bout: Chin Di Soon Gets Arrested For Murder Of A Dependant

 

[BloodEclipse]

Not only is this infuriating. The kids seems to know what he is doing so it's not a one time prank.

 

[Dryden]

"It wasn't until moments later, that little Johnny discovered the cigarette was laced with Meth. THAT'S when the fun really began"

 

[Willy Churbeanz]

Mi Hak Syun

 

[renegade]

Crack down on under age smokers as effective as gun bang.

 

[Benny]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/22801-when_did_you_start_smoking.html

Sneaky cat bites.

 

[LuckyBrush]

George Burns Reincarnated As Inbred Chinese Baby

 

[LuckyBrush]

"Thank You For Smoking"

 

[Django]

::looks left::
<hypocrite>
That's just ____ing wrong
</hypocrite>

--edit--
Titles:
A Little Lighter
Baby Burner
Two Years to Life
Five ****s and a Kid

 

[Benny]

"Thank You For Smoking"

Great friggin' movie.

 

[jontheturboguy]

Well if the FDA and the Surgeon general haven't been lying to us all the years...... the Chinese should all vaporize with in the next 5 years of lung cancer.