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[rhino]

Does a rhino on the savannah?

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Is churchmouse old?

Not for a mountain.

 

[mom45]

 

[red_zr24x4]

You mean this one?

Yeah, that's the one

 

[red_zr24x4]

Is churchmouse old?

Does Rhino bleed?

 

[jamil]

Yeah, that's the one

Good thing he's using a two handed grip. That tongue looks like it could knock that cone right out of his hand. Then there'd be rainbow tears. We wouldn't want rainbow tears.

 

[indiucky]

Is churchmouse old?

He gave me his old speed loaders...Here they are..You be the judge...

 

[pudly]

He gave me his old speed loaders...Here they are..You be the judge...

Made with actual Triceritops horn. They don't make 'em like that any more.

 

[2A_Tom]

The one on the right is more modern, mammoth tusk.

 

[Woobie]

He gave me his old speed loaders...Here they are..You be the judge...

You're cold, dude. But I like your style

 

[indiucky]

The one on the right is more modern, mammoth tusk.

Here's a drawing of Churchmouse taking the one down he got the tusk from.....What's really sad? I was there...

"Church watch out!!!!!!!"

"Quit painting on your rock and give me a hand!!!"

"Nah dude you're doing fine...Try not to damage that tusk....Someday you will be able to make something cool out of it.."

And sure enough in 1789 right here on the banks of the ol' Ohio river Church carved out and gave me that powder measure...He's a man of his word...It just took him 14,000 years to get around to it...

I remember when he invented A/C...We were hanging in the cave with our women (we had 10 each...life was hard then and we wanted to make sure we had some progeny..Don't judge us...Moses had not even been born yet...) when Church came in with a big chunk of ice and a fan he had made from a butt load of Condor feathers...As the fire began melting the ice Church had his ten women begin fanning the ice causing a cool mist to permeate the cave....The women got pissed (it was freezing in there as it was...I mean for Pete's sake there was an Ice Age going on!!!) and refused to fan anymore as they were getting cold....

The women then said from this day forward they would control the temperature in the cave....

And that INGO is how the first A/C was invented and how women got control of the thermostat...

true story...

Look how he gloated once he got it...

 

[Woobie]

Here's a drawing of Churchmouse taking the one down he got the tusk from.....What's really sad? I was there...But Church is still older!!!!

Yeah, he looks old in that pic. Is that a 1911 spear or a CZ spear?

 

[target64]

Here's a drawing of Churchmouse taking the one down he got the tusk from.....What's really sad? I was there...But Church is still older!!!!

That is definitely an old pic of him, he still had all of his hair.

 

[RustyHornet]

This is great! For once I will not add anything, I think he's got enough for the hour.

 

[Woobie]

This is great! For once I will not add anything, I think he's got enough for the hour.

I was actually wondering where you were. The dogpile wasn't complete without you.

 

[RustyHornet]

I was actually wondering where you were. The dogpile wasn't complete without you.

Not everyone can be a retired old man like some around here.... Someone has to keep the lights on in here.

 

[mom45]

Now if we just had a picture of him wearing his helmet.....

 

[2A_Tom]

This is a family site, you don't have to wear pants, but please don't post pics.

 

[Bigtanker]

I love the direction this thread has taken.

 

[churchmouse]

Now if we just had a picture of him wearing his helmet.....

This helmet....



But I am not alone in this.....