Just to clarify, we're not on the lifeboat. We are disinterested bystanders.
Yeah, I screwed up and didn't read the rules and voted for Elivs thinking the question was "who do you save?" so I had to write a lame ass post to match up with my vote. If I can have a redo, I say put MJ overboard, cut your own finger and let the blood drip into the water to attract sharks. Hopefully I've redeemed myself!