Lets Play the Wal-Mart Game: Buy Three Things

[kawtech87]

Women's lingerie, a silk boa, and a Q-Lazarus album.

Bonus points for .357 magnum ammo, and red lipstick.

 

[jsharmon7]

Kleenex, Season 5 of the "Golden Girls," and Vaseline.

 

[bulletsmith]

Lotion, rope, a basket.

 

[Ericpwp]

Walmart huh? A shirt, tie and slacks.

 

[Cygnus]

Box of Depnds, Box of plactic spoons, Chocolate Jello Pudding cups.

 

[GunSlinger]

Fishing lure, kiddy pool, and gold fish.

 

[JettaKnight]

Goldfish, cheddar cheese, baking sheet.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Case of beer, kiddie pool, and every box of jello they have.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Hummingbird feeder, butterfly net, stir-fry sauce.

 

[Hawkeye]

I think I'm lucky that I didn't "get" most of these. I though the Donuts, Donut holes and Glue was the best!

 

[pudly]

Not getting them means that you are simply too innocent for your own good.

 

[Cygnus]

Not getting them means that you are simply too innocent for your own good.

Which is why the donut hole one was the best for him. That's kinda cool.
I found the donut hole one funny. Just not as LOL as a few of the others. Some of INGO is sick....

 

[Dead Duck]

Toy Gun
Black Spay Paint
Mask

 

[yote hunter]

8mm Video tape
Large plastic tarp
baby oil

 

[cook4army]

Anti-depressant medication, 12 gauge shotgun shells, and duct tape.

 

[Cygnus]

Padlock, lighter fluid, chain

 

[Dead Duck]

- "The Notebook" dvd
- Kleenex
- Chocolate Bars

 

[richardraw316]

Lotion, tube socks, and golden girls dvd.
Damnit. Someone beat me too it.

 

[Hawkeye]

Not getting them means that you are simply too innocent for your own good.

That's probably true!

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

From a while back

5-hour energy, vaseline, kitty litter

eta: mouse traps, sterno, bbq sauce

sudafed, heet, coffee filters.

bag of potatoes, rubber mallet, orajel

big box of nerds candy, bag of colored aquarium gravel, elmer's glue

car battery, snorkel, pool cue

huge jar of lube, camcorder, and the number dispenser from the deli counter.

issue of hustler, issue of good housekeeping, stapler

be sure to ask for a receipt for a couple of these, may need to make a return.