No, asteroid 2012 DA14 will not hit us next year | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine
Best to spend the time prepping for tornadoes or the crashing of the dollar.
Or the crashing of a tornado into a dollar!
No, asteroid 2012 DA14 will not hit us next year | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine
Best to spend the time prepping for tornadoes or the crashing of the dollar.
Hmmm, maybe if we had a colony on the Moon we could shoot it down with our space laser drills.
April 1, 2013.
Washington, D.C.: Today President Paul announced that the giant asteroid, named Fed1984, will be attacked by an elite band of small bong-watered powered space interceptors lead by Bruce Willis and Rand Paul. President Paul first announced that this would not be necessary if we only stopped bombing other planets and put the blame on the United States of America.
Task Force Aqua Buddha is scheduled for an April 2nd take off after a Firefly marathon and a Kirk vs. Picard debate by President Paul's cabinet.
My friend who used to be a navy SEAL said we already have one of these so I am not worried.
My friend who used to be a navy SEAL said we already have one of these so I am not worried.
I think I know him. I feel so much better now.
Are you sure? I ran into a guy at a gun shop who said he was a Recon Sniper and that he'd been tasked with shooting it down with nuclear tipped .50 cal rounds. Said he had to climb the Matterhorn to take up his firing position on the summit, and that he took the shot two weeks ago, we can't know it yet because the impact won't be until Jul 4th.
He had to be the real deal. He had on jungle boots, DCU trousers, and a green t shirt.
We'll all be dead by the end of 2012 so why worry about it?