"See sweetheart...this gun even has a muzzle safety. As long as it's pressed against my belly, it won't...$^*T...I F'n SHOT MYSELF!"
I hate it when that happens. Whatever type of gun it is, a guy might be able to get a good deal on it from the guys wife.
Im sorry but that's funny...."hey look how safe this is BOOM!".....we should have an iq test for guns!