While driving into town I saw a older lady fall into a ditch. I looked in my mirror and she did not get up. I turned around and drove back to the site. A nice grandmama with large hips was on her back wedged into the ditch. She couldn't get up so I helped her sit up and then get out of ditch. She was a little wet and embarrassed and walked back up to her house. She was getting the mail when she slipped.She offered me peanut butter cookies and I could not refuse. I can't get the image of a turned over turtle struggling out of my head.