I've fallen (in a ditch) and can't get up.

[longbow]

While driving into town I saw a older lady fall into a ditch. I looked in my mirror and she did not get up. I turned around and drove back to the site. A nice grandmama with large hips was on her back wedged into the ditch. She couldn't get up so I helped her sit up and then get out of ditch. She was a little wet and embarrassed and walked back up to her house. She was getting the mail when she slipped.She offered me peanut butter cookies and I could not refuse. I can't get the image of a turned over turtle struggling out of my head.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

A nice grandmama with large hips was on her back wedged into the ditch.

I know you said no more "Depends" jokes for 11 months and something...but REALLY? C'MON!!!!

 

[17 squirrel]

That was nice of you.



But I gotta ask, when she slipped in the mud, did she slip a little mud ?,

 

[longbow]

I know you said no more "Depends" jokes for 11 months and something...but REALLY? C'MON!!!!

I don't think she did.

 

[Cemetery-man]

I gotta ask. DID YOU GET IT ON VIDEO?

 

[longbow]

Dash cam is in the other car

 

[hopper68]

Another person stuck in a ditch.

Police Blotter: Friday, April 10, 2015 | Dubois County Free Press

 

[pudly]

Hey! It's not 9:30pm yet!

 

[The Bubba Effect]

All jokes aside, I am grateful you had the opportunity to help and you did help her.

 

[Jomibe]

Beloved Pittsboro woman dies, swept away in drainage ditch flooding | Fox 59

 

[BehindBlueI's]

All jokes aside, I am grateful you had the opportunity to help and you did help her.

Same here. Its nice to see people actually help. Especially in the day of cell phones, its entirely too easy to "care enough to do the very least" and either move on or call someone else to help. Good job getting involved.

 

[gamer]

Good Samaritan at work. Good job

 

[longbow]

Good Samaritan at work. Good job

I was paid a dozen peanut butter cookies for my time.

 

[Mgderf]

I was on a bus in South Carolina back in the late 1970's when I watched a young guy riding a 10 speed and carrying a bag of groceries go over the edge of the shoulder and into the swamps.
The last thing I saw was his feet, the bike's two wheels, and random groceries hanging in the air.
It almost looked like a cartoon.

I've wondered for 40+ years what ever happened to that poor unfortunate soul.

It's not like I had a chance to help, but I still wonder.

 

[Bennettjh]

You posted this before 9:30 so...

Is it legit?

 

[cook4army]

I can't get the image of a turned over turtle struggling out of my head.

I saw this and my mind instantly went to "turtle ditch".

Those that have served in South Korea know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

 

[Bigdog357]

You sir deserve two dozen cookies, nicely done, could have been anyone of our mothers