B-Cup is small for some folks I've seen with man-boobs.
I wonder how legal something like this would be in Indiana. Guess we'll never know.
"or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state."
It's a Class A Misdemeanor to have a boner in public?
A discernable boner. You may be safe.
Yes, we know. We have a different definition of nudity than the Wookie Suiters were citing:
IC 35-45-4-1
Public indecency
...(d) As used in this section, "nudity" means the showing of the human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of any part of the nipple, or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.
....
IC 35-45-4-1.5
Public nudity
Sec. 1.5. (a) As used in this section, "nudity" has the meaning set forth in section 1(d) of this chapter.
(b) A person who knowingly or intentionally appears in a public
place in a state of nudity commits public nudity, a Class C misdemeanor.
(c) A person who knowingly or intentionally appears in a public place in a state of nudity with the intent to be seen by another person commits a Class B misdemeanor. However, the offense is a Class D felony if the person has a prior unrelated conviction under this subsection or under subsection (d).
(d) A person who knowingly or intentionally appears in a state of nudity:
(1) in or on school grounds;
(2) in a public park; or
(3) with the intent to arouse the sexual desires of the person or another person, in a department of natural resources owned or managed property;
commits a Class A misdemeanor. However, the offense is a Class D felony if the person has a prior unrelated conviction under this subsection or under subsection (c).