- Jan 12, 2012
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I was just reviewing my e-mail and received a spam message from my mom's e-mail account, which has been dormant for over a year, and apparently has been hacked. Between the telephone numbers and methods of internet access available, it appears that the only way I could manage to contact those useless MFSBs is to set up a new AOL account. Under the circumstances, I feel like finding the address of the AOL corporate headquarters, having the text of mom's death certificate transferred onto a shovel handle, travelling to the aforementioned address, and shoving it up someone's posterior. That said, I am open to less dramatic suggestions.