As others stated, this may not have the ending you intended.
Instead, how about having office people over for a party at a place in Indiana. Then, have it happen where two dozen INGOers are CCing. After a couple hours, introduce us. We can then "uncover" but not "unholster" so that they could see how wrong they are.
And maybe show them this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUWf2T2h1A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0XK0iVGdo
Instead, how about having office people over for a party at a place in Indiana. Then, have it happen where two dozen INGOers are CCing. After a couple hours, introduce us. We can then "uncover" but not "unholster" so that they could see how wrong they are.
And maybe show them this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUWf2T2h1A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0XK0iVGdo