If Chuck Norris carried... What would he carry?

[Bats&Gats]

He would carry one .22 lr round and a nail. IF he needed it, he could hold the round, hit it with the nail, and take out a small nation.

Winner.

 

[indiucky]

Akimbo style...A Raven and a Jiminez...He would slap them together with such force that his surrounding foes would be taken out by the heated, pot metal shrapnel...

 

[oldschoolevo]

1311

HE'S A 1911 KIND OF GUY

 

[Goodcat]

DUAL KLOBBS

 

[Bunnykid68]

Bruce was his master.

No

 

[flintman50]

More than likely a LAR Grizzly 45 win mag.....

 

[Armed-N-Ready]

Chuck Norris doesn't carry a gun.....

He IS a gun and he's chambered for 51 caliber magnums. (because they are bigger than 50s.

 

[WestSider]

I'm thinking he would rock the akimbo P3AT's

 

[IncendiaryGunner]

An M60 - and he would fire it from the hip!

 

[24Carat]

I heard on the internet that he can pee through a 1/4 inch thick steel plate.

 

[lucky4034]

Delta Elite in 10mm no question about it

 

[Sgt.Striker]

a barrett .50 with the barrel and and stock cut down so he can hold it like a pistol and snap shoot columbian drug lords from 5 miles away. he never has to reload this either, the power of his hands transfers to the gun and reloads it with pure will power.

 

[tatic05]

A Bow-Flex

Dont you mean a total gym?

 

[baldmax]

Whatever he wants.

 

[mpitcock]

Chuck don't need no freakin gun. He is registered with the State of California as a deadly weapon. Look up gun in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Chucks smiling face.

 

[1911ly]

DE50ae with a 1911.45acp as backup!

 

[Bubba]

Chuck Norris DOES carry. He carries body bags for the poor fools who get in the way of his fists.

 

[Emodude]

I would think he carries the The Chuck Norris Tribute Revolver

 

[cesna250]

Colt 1911 probably..

 

[indiucky]

I heard on the internet that he can pee through a 1/4 inch thick steel plate.

You need to check Snopes...It was only 1/8 inch steel plate AND he had not peed for 8 hours before the test...Just sayin' let's try to keep things real here.