If Chuck Norris carried... What would he carry?

[sparky32]

A Barrett .50 cal

 

[RabbleRouser]

maybe we should ask chuck...

 

[heofon]

 

[Bunnykid68]

Tippi Hedron ??????????

 

[Amishman44]

Chuck Norris does not need a measly handgun. If he wanted to poke little holes in a bad guy, he'd scoop up a handfull of rocks, put them in his mouth and the force of him spitting them at the bad guy would blow the perp back off his feet and through two walls, one of them brick.

...the other being concrete!

 

[TLHelmer]

Beretta 92 in chrome! I have seen the series! ;-)

 

[Ruffnek]

105 Howitzer...in a pocket holster!

 

[worddoer]

105 Howitzer...in a pocket holster!

And one for each pocket of course! Then 2 Dylan mini guns in pocket holsters. One for each back pocket. That is on a light carry day.

 

[WebSnyper]

Did not read the entire thread so apologies if someone already said this, but Chuck doesn't carry the gun for protection, the gun carries Chuck for protection.

 

[andyoz]

Chuck Norris doesn't use guns for protection... guns use Chuck Norris

+1

 

[nickman54]

!!!

Don't **** With Chuck!!!!

 

[RedCell]

edit: first link didn't work...

 

[ultra...good]

Chuck Norris would never carry a gun, the gun would carry him out of respect.

 

[KittySlayer]

Body Bags

Chuck carries body bags cause when he gets done with the bad guys your gonna need them.

You aren't tough enough to wear Chuck Norris's panties.

 

[sparkyfender]

Don't care about CN or the old duffer in his Man of Steel walker, but WTF is up with the A-Z photos on the wall where every third one looks to be of Patty Hearst??

 

[Paul30]

Whatever He Wants.

http://3guys1movie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Norris-Lone-Wolf.jpg

 

[Vince49]

Huh. I figured at least a B average.

 

[Tater22LR]

Yours after he took it from you.

 

[fundy87]

a platoon of army rangers....in his beard...

 

[Thumbs]

A belt fed, air cooled, fully automatic...beard, with a cyclic rate of infinity.