"I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

[JohnP82]

Um , maybe if she was smaller the bullet wouldnt have hit her at all...

 

[tenring]

Most of the comments on this are fine, but I have to say, some of them are uncomfortably, blatantly racist. Am I the only person who has a problem with that?

Most likely, but the ones 'yall need to watch out 'fer 'isin them ther bois south of the Mason Dixon line. When thez sober up, and quit a 'messin round wit 'dere fust cuzins', dez kin git purty mean.

 

[bigiron]

oh my.........exactly how much bigger does she think she can get?

 

[mk2ja]

The suspect remains at large.

Looks like the victim does, too.

 

[remymartin]

I disagree to anyone saying above posts are racist. Being morbidly obese is not a race; being downright stupid is not a race. I don't care what color you are, if you're that fat AND that ignorant, I'm guessing ya don't have a huge fan club.

 

[mk2ja]

if you're that fat..., I'm guessing ya don't have a huge fan club.

Haha, oh, but you probably would! I'm sure each and every fan would also be huge

 

[Rey B]

Size aside I think I would be avoiding places where you might get shot at. I realize that this may be a bit of an elitist attitude but I can't depend on jelly roll body armor.

 

[Don]

I disagree to anyone saying above posts are racist. Being morbidly obese is not a race; being downright stupid is not a race. I don't care what color you are, if you're that fat AND that ignorant, I'm guessing ya don't have a huge fan club.

I'm guessing she has a HUGE fan to keep her cool.

 

[printcraft]

Most likely, but the ones 'yall need to watch out 'fer 'isin them ther bois south of the Mason Dixon line. When thez sober up, and quit a 'messin round wit 'dere fust cuzins', dez kin git purty mean.

I view this as a anti Appalachian-American racist comment.

 

[bdj357]

Is STUPID a form of bullet resistance?

 

[remymartin]

Dat's Raycis gimme sum munney.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Oh fer pete's sake. Alright, you guys. No more pollack jokes. No more Irish jokes. No more Russian or Italian jokes either. And definitely no more asian jokes. I think that about covers it.

 

[printcraft]

Oh fer pete's sake. Alright, you guys. No more pollack jokes. No more Irish jokes. No more Russian or Italian jokes either. And definitely no more asian jokes. I think that about covers it.

You forgot Micronesians, Mayans, Arabs, Indians, E.T.'s, etc.

 

[mk2ja]

snip

 

[mike8170]

Best thread I have read all night!!! On a side note, what kind of night club was she going to, so that I can AVOID it!

 

[BillyJoe]

Those are not handles those are railings.

damn, haven't laughed this hard in a long time....haha

 

[Cain71]

This kills me ,wonder why she didn't pull her colt 45,sorry could not resist.

 

[printcraft]

This kills me ,wonder why she didn't pull her colt 45,sorry could not resist.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

 

[originalhonkey]

cotton candy sweet as gold let me see that jelly roll

 

[bigiron]

i've used her exact words before but i wasn't refering to my love handles...........heeeeheeeeee