I tried golf for first time yesterday!

[NEWMAN]

No kidding, I figure if God wanted me to chase after a ball he wouldn't have invented dogs.

Thats what a caddy is for.

 

[cce1302]

Golf is for poor marksmen.

 

[MoparMan]

You're missing the point. I don't want to play at all. I just want to drive the cart around.

Do you want to be the "Beer _______?"

Uh, here it comes.

 

[Scutter01]

Do you want to be the "Beer _______?"

Uh, here it comes.

While I'm more than happy to have the beer on my golf cart, you're going to have to chase me. By "drive the cart around" I mean "drive it wherever I want as fast as I can."

 

[MoparMan]

Cant golf without beer or some liquor so i'll be after ya, Anybody wanna help blockade Scutter?

 

[public servant]

I can see him now.

 

[Scutter01]

I see your blockade and raise you my blockade-buster.

 

[JetGirl]

Golf is fun! I just LOVE it when I can ricochet the little orange ball off of the dragon's butt and time it *just right* past the windmill paddles... right into the cup. Shapow!! Hole in one. I'm like a god.

 

[MoparMan]

LOL, know someone thats broke the front end of one-playing golf cart tag, had to pay for it too!

 

[Scutter01]

Golf is fun! I just LOVE it when I can ricochet the little orange ball off of the dragon's butt and time it *just right* past the windmill paddles... right into the cup. Shapow!! Hole in one. I'm like a god.

Full-sized miniature golf would rock.

 

[public servant]

I see your blockade and raise you my blockade-buster.

Golf patrol. You lose...

 

[MoparMan]

This is got to be Public Servant's Golf Cart since he's from the "Hill"

 

[Scutter01]

Golf patrol. You lose...

If you already have a golf cart, why am I carrying your beer?

 

[photoshooter]

Biz idea for someone with more gumption than I:

Golf-trap:

One person drives a ball toward the pin... Two shooters down-field try to hit the ball with bird shot before it hits the green.

golfers take turns rotating through: Shotgun left/ Shotgun right/Golfer.

Who ever's ball makes it (not shot) closest to the pin on the green wins the hole.

 

[public servant]

git-r-done!!!!

 

[MoparMan]

Biz idea for someone with more gumption than I:

Golf-trap:

One person drives a ball toward the pin... Two shooters down-field try to hit the ball with bird shot before it hits the green.

golfers take turns rotating through: Shotgun left/ Shotgun right/Golfer.

Who ever's ball makes it (not shot) closest to the pin on the green wins the hole.

Sounds dangerous and just perfect for the next Redneck "Watch This" Video

 

[Scutter01]

Biz idea for someone with more gumption than I:

Golf-trap:

One person drives a ball toward the pin... Two shooters down-field try to hit the ball with bird shot before it hits the green.

golfers take turns rotating through: Shotgun left/ Shotgun right/Golfer.

Who ever's ball makes it (not shot) closest to the pin on the green wins the hole.

See, now you're talking. In golf, you should be able to defend the hole against your opponents.

 

[JetGirl]

Full-sized miniature golf would rock.

Why stop there? You're on the right track!
How about OVERsized golf. Then everything would be...well...remember the episode of Gilligan's Island when he had the "Jack and the Beanstalk" dream?
Now THAT would be fun.

 

[nox]

Tin cup is on versus right now.

 

[Dryden]

Golf is just a long walk ruined.

I usually play in the 80s. If it gets any hotter, I wait in the Bar.

When asked what my best wood in my bag was, I told him is was my pencil.

Hitting the mower guy does NOT remove strokes from your score.



There's more, but I haven't played for a while & forgot them.