I NEED HELP! MY WALLET STOLE A STATE TROOPER WHO TRIED TO ARREST ME!

[IndyDave1776]

After spending an evening relaxing at an establishment which serves a variety of consumable goods, I was driving home and swerved to miss a hole in the road the size of Rhode Island when this state trooper stops me. He tells me that he saw me swerve (no kidding!) and insists that I get out of my car and do monkey tricks on the street such that he can test my sobriety. After demonstrating my ability to do the hokey pokey balancing on one foot, he decides that he needs to frisk me and makes me stand with feet apart and hands on top of my car as he starts to search my person. Before he gets down to waist level, my wallet reaches out and grabs him! What do I do now? He is too heavy to carry around in my pocket and I don't want to have to feed him for the rest of his life. How do you suppose ISP would react if I tried to turn him in? I am really at a loss as to what I should do. Suggestions will be appreciated!

By the way, do you think they will charge Wallet with kidnapping?

 

[printcraft]

Please post your real name and location for prompt attention.

 

[sepe]

After spending an evening relaxing at an establishment which serves a variety of consumable goods, I was driving home and swerved to miss a hole in the road the size of Rhode Island when this state trooper stops me. He tells me that he saw me swerve (no kidding!) and insists that I get out of my car and do monkey tricks on the street such that he can test my sobriety. After demonstrating my ability to do the hokey pokey balancing on one foot, he decides that he needs to frisk me and makes me stand with feet apart and hands on top of my car as he starts to search my person. Before he gets down to waist level, my wallet reaches out and grabs him! What do I do now? He is too heavy to carry around in my pocket and I don't want to have to feed him for the rest of his life. How do you suppose ISP would react if I tried to turn him in? I am really at a loss as to what I should do. Suggestions will be appreciated!

By the way, do you think they will charge Wallet with kidnapping?

It sounds like a blessing in disguise as you no longer need to carry protection. Take that Trojan, from 1975, out of your wallet and start enjoying life to the fullest. Also, look into a donut maker so you don't have to make runs in the middle of the night.

 

[Bigtanker]

Got me. Didn't read the title close enough.

+1

 

[HeadlessRoland]

This could be serious. You should have Wallet contact an attorney-at-law straight away.

 

[Stschil]

Better let him go, Dave, I keep hearing this on the scanner.

 

[RedneckReject]

Got me. Didn't read the title close enough.

+1

This. For a moment I thought multiple pages of the real wallet thread had been removed!!!

 

[2tonic]

You lied in the title....he didn't try to arrest you.