I NEED HELP! A STATE TROOPER STOLE MY WALLET AND ARRESTED ME!

[Doug]

where is the OP?

I'd guess Clarksville, but I don't think he's on line.

 

[tom1025]

The INGO posse hung him from a tree.

I told you not to bring the rope.

 

[stephen87]

The INGO posse hung him from a tree.

Dang me
Dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest treeeeeeeeeeeeee
INGO don't agree with me

 

[mainjet]

Dang me
Dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest treeeeeeeeeeeeee
INGO don't agree with me

Awesome

 

[JetGirl]

Dang me
Dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest treeeeeeeeeeeeee
INGO don't agree with me

Bidip bip bip bip boodoo ba ba buhm

 

[terrehautian]

The wallet headed north to get out of the country due to police pressure. Got across the border and is in the wilderness of Canada.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Last seen talking on the phone

 

[PX4me]

Well today is the OP's court date if he wasn't lying about that.

Be sure and keep us posted JD!

 

[sig-guy]

Credit card, Kroger card, whatever. Just the other day, one guy fumbled through his wallet for an eternity then just handed the whole thing to me and said "here, you find it".

Too funny!

 

[forgop]

I think the OP should delete his post and talk to an attorney ASAP. This is the greatest violation he's ever faced.

 

[jdmack79]

I think the OP should delete his post and talk to an attorney ASAP. This is the greatest violation he's ever faced.

I would think that dealing drugs is a greater offense than driving suspended.

 

[PX4me]

We need a local INGO'er to sit in on the proceedings and get a post-appearance interview.

 

[jdmack79]

The court employees usually are not very prompt with entering new information into the computers. I wouldn't expect an update for a few days.

 

[PX4me]

Hence the need for an INGO reporter!

 

[infiremedic07]

whoo hoo I just finished reading this thread and I feel none the wiser for having done so. I'm not sure if I followed everything fully but I get to legitimately post before the 1K mark.

 

[churchmouse]

I have followed it from the start and feel I have lost a few much needed IQ points.

 

[JetGirl]

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add more tags!

big guy's sweat

cocaine and littering

fail

gromiss

hot butts out windows

jeremy?

jet"dirty"girl

monkey no steal wallet

monkey safety dance

monkey steals wallet

monkeymurder is wrong

safety dance

short skirts and waffles

stealth wallet

the end

wallet and blow

wallet hiatus

wallet stealing cops

where did the op go?

yeager for president 2016

yeager man love

yeager stole my wallet

yeager's a coward!

 

[jkfletcher]

 

[mainjet]

whoo hoo I just finished reading this thread and I feel none the wiser for having done so. I'm not sure if I followed everything fully but I get to legitimately post before the 1K mark.

Unless you can make a photo collage summing up this thread then I am hesitant to believe that you subjected yourself to reading 90 pages of nonsense.

I believe that you were just looking for the chance to use the dancing bacon emoticon and this thread was simply the perfect opportunity. Therefore you used the dancing bacon for your own personal advancement. For that I will rep you but I am still disgusted by it's use in this manner.

If however what I have said is false, I apologize and urge you to get professional help instead.

 

[E'villeGunner]

I have followed it from the start and feel I have lost a few much needed IQ points.

I've followed this from the start also, and now I can't find my damn wallet!!

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!