I just gave up all my guns...

[steve0322]

...that's a thing?

Apparently. That's a lot of money on tuition to work at Starbucks...

 

[steve0322]

Do you identify as a trans-9, queer-45, or bi-40?

I double identify as a trans-9 and queer-45. I'm hoping to jump into a GayR-15 soon.

 

[SkinNFluff]

Would doing something like this around here make someone genderless?

 

[jamil]

Would doing something like this around here make someone genderless?

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You need 58 to match Facebook's official genders list.

 

[padawan]

Ok ok... I had to sacrifice a brand new box of 40g Nosler's to compel my neighbor to take a stray kitten last evening. His wife wanted the kitten but he did not. I had to bribe him with a box of 40g Noslers. Am I a good person? I don't know anymore. The black polymer tip did match the little black kitty. Now I'm out of 40g polys. I am a nice person and people like me.

 

[ram77]

I have a pen15 but I don't know what I am better give mine up too

 

[bstjohn]

Do you identify as a trans-9, queer-45, or bi-40?

Full "blown" sheep-loving 9mm

 

[red_zr24x4]

Would doing something like this around here make someone genderless?

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I has a sad after seeing this

 

[dak109]

After reading this thread, I became so inspired to give my guns away, that I loaded them up and headed to town. Not to be one to waste fuel, I hooked up the boat in hopes to wet a line on the way home. As luck would have it, I was rear ended and all of my guns went flying into the river. So there you have it. A new twist on a boating accident. BTW, the boat is fine.

 

[jamil]

Um, anyone planning to turn their guns in have a Walther PPS M2? Uh, I'm heading out to take mine in and I could save you the trouble and, um, take yours in for you.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Whatever you do, DO NOT Google "Semi-Auto Erotic Asphyxiation" when trying to be funny. Images are not safe for work, or anywhere else for that matter.

Note: This Warning approved by David Carradine.

 

[padawan]

Um, anyone planning to turn their guns in have a Walther PPS M2? Uh, I'm heading out to take mine in and I could save you the trouble and, um, take yours in for you.

Would a P99AS be ok or is that not worthy of your 'goodness'? Maybe I should melt it down? I've been trying to melt down a P220 Sport but the shiny stainless is not easy like plastic. I might need some help. I am trying to be better, I promise.

 

[knot4reel]

I was going to melt down my Crimson Ultra then I remembered to not put batteries in a fire. With my luck it would explode and take off a leg, so I guess I,m stuck with it.

 

[mrortega]

I was going to turn all mine in but I had to cross a swiftly moving stream and the boat capsized and they all went to the bottom.

 

[jamil]

Would a P99AS be ok or is that not worthy of your 'goodness'? Maybe I should melt it down? I've been trying to melt down a P220 Sport but the shiny stainless is not easy like plastic. I might need some help. I am trying to be better, I promise.

No, no. No need to melt them down. I already have a P99AS. I'd like to have--I mean if you had a PPS M2 that you're turning in, I'd be happy to take it in for you, you know, since I'm going anyway.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Whatever you do, DO NOT Google "Semi-Auto Erotic Asphyxiation" when trying to be funny. Images are not safe for work, or anywhere else for that matter.

Note: This Warning approved by David Carradine.

Wise words, Grasshoppa

 

[level0]

If the government abolishes all references to gender and makes gender identification illegal...I'm sure you ladies and gents will feel the same.

What are these "ladies and gents" of which you speak?

 

[level0]

I was going to turn all mine in but I had to cross a swiftly moving stream and the boat capsized and they all went to the bottom.

Yes, I saw you as I floated by on a log I was clinging to, my guns swept away by the raging stream never to been seen again. Good riddance, I say.

 

[Slawburger]

A family member had such a compelling argument that I just had to go to the local police station and turn them all in.

If the government abolishes all references to gender and makes gender identification illegal. We can all live to love each other and there will be no need for firearms, which will make it easier to install a universal weapons ban. This person is a gender studies major, so they know their ****. That's why I was so inspired to turn my firearms in. I'm sure you ladies and gents will feel the same.

Ladies and Gents, may I introduce...
Mr. Joe Isuzu