I just can't win

[hoosierdoc]

My wife told me to take off my clothes as soon as I get home and put them in the laundry room. She's convinced I'm the reason our family has had three colds this winter.

So, I comply with her wishes and now the neighbors are yelling at me to put some clothes on while walking into my house from the car.

I feel like I need to honor my wife's wishes, but I want to be a good neighbor too. Thoughts?

 

[Jarhead77]

Not sure why its a problem. The wife is always right!!

 

[chris46131]

Are we talking stark naked? Anything aside from that and I say who cares what the neighbors think.

Wait...this smells like it might be a spoof thread. Did I miss something?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Not a spoof thread, just one of those rock and hard place situations. She gets to park in the garage which would solve the problem

 

[beeeman]

I hear viruses cannot survive extreme heat. I think this guy had a similar dilemma with his wife. Clearly the look on his face tells me he is at peace with his decision not to carry viruses into the house:

Disclaimer:

 

[beeeman]

HOLD THAT THOUGHT...Ok, as further details emerge, this may not be THE very best option. Turns out, he only made it half way up his driveway...
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[N8RV]

Keep a wig and dark sunglasses in the car to don as you exit the car. Then your neighbors won't know who you are.

Problem solved.

 

[No2rdame]

N

I hear viruses cannot survive extreme heat. I think this guy had a similar dilemma with his wife. Clearly the look on his face tells me he is at peace with his decision not to carry viruses into the house:

Nah, that was just Michael Jackson filming a Pepsi ad overseas.

 

[HandK]

Keep a wig and dark sunglasses in the car to don as you exit the car. Then your neighbors won't know who you are.

Problem solved.

And wear them on your genital area!!

 

[JokerGirl]

Do we need to find you a giant fig leaf? Would that please them?

 

[Scutter01]

I feel like I need to honor my wife's wishes, but I want to be a good neighbor too. Thoughts?

The obvious answer is to wear her clothes instead.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Do we need to find you a giant fig leaf? Would that please them?

In a way I'm flattered, in another way I'm searching my house for webcams...

 

[printcraft]

......

 

[Smokepole]

N

Nah, that was just Michael Jackson filming a Pepsi ad overseas.

BOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! !

 

[PeaShooter]

I never, ever question my wife when she asks me to get nekkid!

 

[actaeon277]

Wouldn't you getting naked make everyone MORE sick?

 

[JokerGirl]

In a way I'm flattered, in another way I'm searching my house for webcams...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

My wife told me to take off my clothes as soon as I get home and put them in the laundry room. She's convinced I'm the reason our family has had three colds this winter.

So, I comply with her wishes and now the neighbors are yelling at me to put some clothes on while walking into my house from the car.

I feel like I need to honor my wife's wishes, but I want to be a good neighbor too. Thoughts?

Maybe if you didn't come home at your neighbors' meal times?

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

You mean to tell me that you don't change clothes before you come home?

With YOUR job?

 

[jkfletcher]

I'm sure the neighbors wouldn't mind so much if you were wearing more than skid-marked tighty-whities