Is there an inside joke I don't know about? Or are you lifting some serious weights Fenway? Now that I think about it, it is a very healthy snack when you consider it. All the protein... Maybe hardboiled eggs would be better though so you don't have the fat from cooking in oil or butter?
While stationed at Ft. Wolters, TX, I once ate a dozen eggs for a Sunday morning breakfast. To go with the eggs I had toast, some bacon and maybe some ham, and milk.
Of course, I was only 19 years old. LOL! No way could I do that today!
if i was ever to try the cool hand luke challenge, i would go with scrambled eggs. i don't know what my personal best is, but i'm sure it's less than 2 dozen. could probably handle about half that or so today; it's rough getting old.