How will the Cubs screw it up this year?

[longbow]

We all know Cub fans are thinking this.

 

[hopper68]

They will snatch defeat from the hands of victory!

 

[drylkuch]

I don't really follow baseball, but I have a little sympathy for the Cubs. They haven't done anything to speak of in the past century. Maybe we can cut them a little slack?

On second thought, no, lets just remind them that luck is never on their side.

 

[femurphy77]

Uh. . . . .lose?

 

[FWJK]

Perhaps none of you have paid attention to the Cubs this year?? They are legit and are the favorites to win it all.

 

[Joe G]

Bite your tongue, heathen!!

This.

Is.

The.

Year.

 

[halfmileharry]

Perhaps none of you have paid attention to the Cubs this year?? They are legit and are the favorites to win it all.

I don't care how favored they are they can find a way to screw it up. They don't mean to but they're very adept at being inept.

 

[hopper68]

Have they beaten the goat curse or are the goats afraid of something else and in hiding?

 

[deo62]

Bartman!

 

[femurphy77]

Bartman!

 

[chef larry]

 

[chef larry]

I don't care how favored they are they can find a way to screw it up. They don't mean to but they're very adept at being inept.

This^^^^^

 

[sharkey]

They hire Ryan Grigson and Chuck Pagano.

 

[Mgderf]

I don't care how favored they are they can find a way to screw it up. They don't mean to but they're very adept at being inept.

They won't just screw it up.
They'll do it with a spectacular flair, "...and, keeping with tradition..."

 

[halfmileharry]

They won't just screw it up.
They'll do it with a spectacular flair, "...and, keeping with tradition..."

But that's their Trademark. It's the Cubbies bygawd. That's da way weez roll in the Windy.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Steve Bartman will swoop in on an ultra-light, bombing the field with black cats and a goat carcass. A melee will ensue, the Cubs will forfeit. Either that or a Bull Durham 1984 moment, Kershaw can't pitch every game after all.

 

[longbow]

After the last two games, the old cubs are back.....

 

[Bradsknives]

It won't take much to screw up when you don't score a single run in 18 innings.

 

[Bfish]

It won't take much to screw up when you don't score a single run in 18 innings.

Pretty much this... I watched several innings last night and I could not believe how terrible they were at bat.