- When preppers look at you and say: "That guy? Yeah, he's nuts."
- You've been saving the brass since you were a kid in the hope that some day, you'll develop a .22 LR reloading technique.
- After the kids went away for the day, your wife looks at you and says: "you know what I'm thinking we should do?" and the only thing you can think of is: "head down to Dunham's to see what's in stock."