How to spot terrorists according to the FBI

[ftbstrd]

terrosists?

What exactly constitutes an official reason to be tipped off to the FBI and labeled a terrorist? Well the FBI has dispersed fliers to various industries and written customized lists of suspicious activities that they want shop owners to watch for. They are all pretty standard terrorist behaviors, hardly worth mentioning. But why not;

• Paying in cash. (Always)
• Asking for any privacy in the transaction.(to stop ID theft or buy FTF?)
• Paying in advance.(would be nice!)
• Failing to pay rent on time.(A time or two!)
• Having an odd schedule. (ever worked two jobs?)
• Being unfriendly.(today most are not friendly at all!)
• Being a new customer from out of town.(trying to find a better price or selection?)
• Being impatient.(Teenager are the kings & queens of this)
• Buying large amounts of something.(We have 5 kids and do this often)
• Signs of burns on your skin.(Dangerous job maybe?)
• Stains on clothing.(Most of mine are stained)
• Missing a finger.(Not yet...But almost once)
• Is this list another bunch of crap to try to control the masses? (YEP)
• Just my opinion! or my !

 

[John Galt]

This sounds a lot like a Progressive Liberal list of what constitutes a "bad guy", and you know what they think about "bad guys" having guns ...

Stay alert!

 

[BillyT]

According to the Democrat homepage if you join and vote democrat you wont be on any terrorist list.

 

[JDonhardt]

Everyone's a terrorist. Except minorities because that would be racist.

 

[rambone]

"Having More Than 7 Days Of Food Makes You A Suspected Terrorist"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD1T61oTrR8

 

[rambone]

Recognizing the 8 Signs of Terrorism

This government propaganda video teaches citizens to be suspicious of "anyone, anywhere, anytime." They want you to call the cops on photographers, people taking notes in public, and people who forget their bags on the bus.

Also, -1 John Elway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjI6mj1jOA

 

[rambone]

Even your "best pal" could be a terrorist

"Trust no one (except us). Report everything." -- The government

Private citizens getting help in fight against terrorism

"It's not going to be the person that you think it's going to be," says Diana Woodson, an administrative assistant in the safety, security and facilities department of the Regional Transportation District. "He's your best neighbor, your best pal. It doesn't always look like the bad guy; it can be someone unassuming."

 

[gungirl65]

"Having More Than 7 Days Of Food Makes You A Suspected Terrorist"

I guess I don't have to worry then, I have a teenage son, I never have 7 days of food in the house. I'm lucky to have any food in the house once he knows it's there.

 

[longbow]

When the black unmarked car is parked outside your house when the President is in town, does that mean you are on a list? Happened to me in the 1990's

 

[Double T]

Looks like the new Rainbow 6 Patriots game may come true.

 

[Whosyer]

When the black unmarked car is parked outside your house when the President is in town, does that mean you are on a list? Happened to me in the 1990's

A neighbor of mine wrote a very harsh letter to Jimmy Carter , voicing his displeasure with Carter's economic policies. He got a visit about a week later. Secret Service basically just told him not to write any more letters.

 

[JetGirl]

All of those except being late on rent and missing a finger have applied to me at one time or another ... Meh.

A Lee press-on nail will fix that right up. However, you'll have to paint the rest of them pink to match...

 

[hornadylnl]

All of those except being late on rent and missing a finger have applied to me at one time or another ... Meh.



A Lee press-on nail will fix that right up. However, you'll have to paint the rest of them pink to match...

Pink? I was thinking more fire engine red.

 

[MinuteMan47]

I'm missing a finger BECAUSE I was late on rent.

 

[insanemonkey]

Quick everyone go tell on you neighbor, if you don't it means you are a terrorist and hate your country. Will we never learn? Haven't we been through this before a million times through out history?

I think the people who come up with this stuff missed the day God was giving out brains. All we need to do is look back at history to see plenty of times where governments set standards for what made people enemies of the state. It never turns out good.