Day or two after my 16th birthday. I was the "cart attendant" at Value City Department Store in Calumet City, IL.
My duties included: Retrieving shopping carts (from AAAALLL around the lot because those people are too stupid/lazy to walk to a cart corral) Also general housekeeping. Mostly stuff that gets broken and spills(because those people are too stupid to walk around or pick things up without breaking them). Also cleaning the bathrooms(because those women are too stupid to crap, barf, ****, and throw toilet paper IN the toilet[ALSO HOW DO YOU CRAP ON A WALL OR CEILING WTF] and don't understand that the customer service person that didn't give you what you wanted isn't the one who has to clean up your mess when you destroy the bathroom for revenge) Also collecting the hangers and organizing them on a stupid rack thing(because giving away the cheap plastic hangers like every other store ever to exist costs a small amount of money and the company is owned by a tightwad)
My duties included: Retrieving shopping carts (from AAAALLL around the lot because those people are too stupid/lazy to walk to a cart corral) Also general housekeeping. Mostly stuff that gets broken and spills(because those people are too stupid to walk around or pick things up without breaking them). Also cleaning the bathrooms(because those women are too stupid to crap, barf, ****, and throw toilet paper IN the toilet[ALSO HOW DO YOU CRAP ON A WALL OR CEILING WTF] and don't understand that the customer service person that didn't give you what you wanted isn't the one who has to clean up your mess when you destroy the bathroom for revenge) Also collecting the hangers and organizing them on a stupid rack thing(because giving away the cheap plastic hangers like every other store ever to exist costs a small amount of money and the company is owned by a tightwad)