How many guns in your collection

[iam1096]

I saw the boat accident. I tried to help. Jumped out of my car and jumped into the water. Came back to my car and all my firearms that I owned were gone. I took them out to air them out. Can't believe it happened. Owell didn't need them anyway.

 

[Cwood]

Well..... when Cwood carelessly rammed his boat into mine, they all went overboard. And that's MY story!!!!

Ummm... you were the one at fault! You totally ignored that stop buoy

 

[dunningben]

not enough

 

[JD31]

I believe my Mother-in-Law stole mine, but I don't have the heart to turn her in. It would upset my wife far too much. So I no longer have any either. She may have thrown them, safe and all, at your boat and caused that accident to happen.

 

[a zone]

I wish I had a new gun for everytime someone has asked me this question.

 

[10ring]

Enough.

 

[longbow]

Off the top of my head, I don't know, However, I don't own any airsoft. I do know I have three bows and a box full of arrows

 

[BillD]

4 revolvers
2 1911's
2 centerfire rifles
1 rimfire rifle
6 shotguns

I only have a couple guns that don't get shot much. Everything else goes to the range or the fields.

 

[indyjoe]

Call me paranoid, but I refrain from publishing exactly how many I have online. Lets just say it is less than I want, but far more than Obama is comfortable with.

 

[JetGirl]

Good Samaritan that I am, I was helping iam1096 and tragically... well...You get the picture.
Glub glub burble glub.

 

[duboismd]

What's a gun?

 

[JetGirl]

What's a gun?

Not sure. Maybe somebody here at Indiana Gum Owners could tell you if they knew. I'm a Trident Original Mint girl, myself.

 

[indyjoe]

Not sure. Maybe somebody here at Indiana Gum Owners could tell you if they knew. I\'m a Trident Original Mint girl, myself.

Everyone knows Trident blows up.

 

[Tinman]

I did see a cool bumper sticker last time I was home visiting.

"If you know how many guns you have, it isn't enough"

I have no idea how many guns I lost in that lake the other day, but it still wasn't enough. You suppose we all were at the same gun eating lake? I think they're going to have a high lead in the water problem there in a few years.

Tinman....

 

[jimC2]

One too few.

Or two, or ---

 

[Turtle]

Call me paranoid, but I refrain from publishing exactly how many I have online. Lets just say it is less than I want, but far more than Obama is comfortable with.

I agree! But have had numerous background checks that specify either handgun or long-gun. I sure they keep track. And im positive they wont admit it.

 

[techres]

I agree! But have had numerous background checks that specify either handgun or long-gun. I sure they keep track. And im positive they wont admit it.

Yeah, but we all know that background checks are what make guns lose their natural buoyancy. Luckily that means that only the ones with checks on them sank when the boat capsized. The others, not having lost their natural buoyancy....

 

[duboismd]

I'm still not sure I know what a gun is. Can anyone help me?

 

[Jack Ryan]

I don't count any more.

 

[Marc]

not enough